More "Monk" Quotes!

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1. Stottlemeyer: "Sweetheart, I'm gonna strangle Monk, then I'll call you right back." Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan Mr. Monk And The Captain's Wife Mr. Monk Goes To The Circus Mr. Monk And The Very, Very Old Man

2. Adrian: "Speedy dates...no...no, no...no...it's like Dante's seventh circle of hell." Mr. Monk Goes To The Theater Mr. Monk And The Other Woman Mr. Monk And The Godfather Mr. Monk And The Panic Room

3. Adrian: "I turned around and you weren't there. I like it when I turn around and you're there." Mr. Monk Takes A Vacation Mr. Monk And The Earthquake Mr. Monk Gets Fired Mr. Monk Goes To The Circus

4. Adrian: "I'm not a drug dealer." Mr. Monk Meets The Red-Headed Stranger Mr. Monk Goes To Mexico Mr. Monk Goes To Jail Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine

5. Derek: "You've never taken the SATs?" Adrian: "No, no, they gave me a different test." Mr. Monk And The Three Pies Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk Goes Back To School Mr. Monk And The Twelfth Man

6. Adrian: "I have no problem with change, I just don't like to be there when it happens." Mr. Monk And The Other Woman Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Paperboy Mr. Monk Gets Married

7. Stottlemeyer: "Shoot him." Disher: "I can't do that, Sir." Stottlemeyer: "Then shoot me." Mr. Monk And The Girl Who Cried Wolf Mr. Monk Meets The Playboy Mr. Monk And The Billionaire Mugger Mr. Monk And The Airplane

8. Adrian: "I just want two and two to be four again." Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk Gets Fired Mr. Monk And The Employee Of The Month Mr. Monk Goes To Jail

9. Adrian: "Sir, I have admired you since I was a very strong child." Sharona: "Young child." Adrian: "Young child." Mr. Monk And The Earthquake Mr. Monk And The Captain's Wife Mr. Monk And The Godfather Mr. Monk And The Marathon Man

10. Adrian: "You're missing a knife." Sal: "It's not missing; I know where it is." Mr. Monk And The Blackout Mr. Monk Gets Married Mr. Monk And The Godfather Mr. Monk Meets Dale The Whale