Rhyming Still More With the Fabulous Four

Refusing to change as he gets older

So cool, too cool to hold her

By making his world a little colder

While hoping to move a boulder

Walk with me and hold my arm

Enjoy yourself, have no concerns

Let's hang out behind the barn

Come and keep your comrade warm

You can see them out for dinner, with their piggy wives

Chop them up to make some bacon, mix it up with chives

Everywhere there's lots of bees, swarming to their hives

Tootling 'round in Pigmobiles, that all the piggies drive

If you don't know my name you can call me "Master"

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

You say you're a Leo, well I'm a Cancer

Have you ever met such a great enchanter?

You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain

But arranging your wedding has sure been a pain

You can get married when there's a break in the rain

But some of your plans just went down the drain

Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see

Works as a mathematician, obviously

Such a major, major Domo, apparently

Used to be a sailor till he got sick of the sea

But now she sucks her thumb and wanders, by the banks of her own lagoon

She had a bunch of animals, like a duck and a small raccoon

And she's now preserved for history, through the words of this little tune

She said her favorite month was August, followed closely by March and June

Scuba diving, on our way back home

Not arriving, on our way back home

Goofin' 'n' jivin', on our way back home

Still surviving, on our way back home

They bounce along the dirt and rocks

A child might do with a stack of blocks

I fold my drawers and socks

They make their way across the universe

She just smiles and works on her tan

But she gets it while she can

Ditched her scooter for a big sedan

Built a brand new home in Birmingham