How To Speak Southern

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1. The things you see with, and the personal pronoun denoting individuality. How do they say this down south? Eye Ah Aw Ey

2. To obtain the use of, not always on a temporary basis. How do they say this down south? Bart Bard Barrad Borrowed

3. A piece of furniture used for sitting. How do they say this down south? Chire Chair Cheer Chare

4. The meal Southerners eat while Northerners are eating lunch. Lunch Breakfast Supper Dinner

5. The colorful and sweet smelling part of the plant. How do they say this down south? Flares Flores Flowers Fleers

6. To spoil. How do they say this down south? Go bad Badden up Go to the bad Spoilt

7. Word used to summon dogs. How do they say this down south? Ho Here Hyuh Hey

8. Term employed by genteel Southerners who wish to avoid saying "ain't" Idinit Isn't Haint Arnt

9. Southern state just north of Florida. How do they say this down south? Georgia Jawja Jaja Jajia

10. What do Southerners call Guests? Kumpny Kompeney Company Cumpiny

11. A pre-sliced loaf of soft, store bought bread that no Southern woman dared to place before her family in older and simpler days Biscuit Scone Cornbread Light bread

12. A state of wedlock that any preacher can put you into, but only a lawyer can get you out of. What do they call this down south? Marriage Marage Marge Madge

13. Anything that is not Southern is referred to as what down south? Western Northern Nawthun Eastern

14. Opposite of off. How do they say this down south? On Oen Owen Own

15. What you write on; also the colloquial word for newspaper. How do they say this down south? Paper Papuh Pappie Papper