"South Park" - "Trapped in the Closet"

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What did Cartman claim anything fun would cost? no more than $20 at least $8 nothing at all an arm and a leg

2. What was NOT one of the questions Brian asked when giving Stan his free personality test? Do you ever whistle just for the fun of it? Do you ever make remarks which you later regret? Do you like kittens and puppies? Would you rather give orders than take them?

3. What was Stan doing when he found all the Scientologists on his front lawn? mowing the lawn taking out the trash brushing his teeth playing baseball

4. Who did Stan tell Tom Cruise was a better actor than him? Leonardo DiCaprio Ben Affleck Will Smith Scott Baio

5. According to Scientology doctrine as explained by the Scientology President, where did Xenu dump the frozen alien bodies? sand dunes in Tunisia waterfalls of Colombia ice caps in Greenland volcanoes of Hawaii

6. Did John Travolta talk Tom Cruise out of the closet? Yes No

7. How much money did the Scientology President tell Stan they would make from his book sales? $3 million $500,000 $999 $73

8. Did R. Kelly get Tom Cruise out of the closet? Yes No

9. What was Stan wearing when he emerged from his house to read some of his writings as L. Ron Hubbard? space suit his usual clothes swim trunks toga

10. What did the Scientologists threaten to do when Stan revealed the scam? sue him convert to Mormonism burn his book crucify him