House-isms 2

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "Fidelity" - "A patient comes to us because she's sleeping sixteen hours a day and it takes ten doctors and a coma ____________." To figure out there might be something wrong To diagnose sleeping sickness To notice a sleeping disorder To think of checking for neurological problems

2. "The Socratic Method" - "And if it wasn't for that raving untreated schizophrenic Socrates, we wouldn't have the Socratic Method, the best way of teaching everything - apart from ___________." Juggling bombs Juggling broadswords Juggling nuclear warheads Juggling chainsaws

3. "The Mistake" - "Chase loves me...__________." And isn't a moron And isn't Chinese And isn't an idiot And isn't Turkish

4. "Spin" - "Green for food, orange for beverages, red for __________." Slacking off Impure thoughts Stupid decisions Caring

5. "Airborne" - "Give her 20 milligrams of anti-histamine. It could save her life. _____________." Because if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her Because if there isn't complete silence in about 30 seconds, I'm going to snap and commit a murder Because if her beautifully rosy cheeks are an indicator, she's running a fever Because in my medical opinion, any child that whines that much needs some sort of medication

6. "Fools for Love" - "Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution and ___________." Other fictional concepts The destruction of the ozone layer The abominable snowman Other farcical illusions

7. "Son of a Coma Guy" - "House's house of whining. ____________." State your complaint If your name is Wilson, go far, far away Please leave a message after the tone You better be dying

8. "Family" - "Oh no, I left my door open. My dog must have run out into the street. ___________________." I hope he didn't get struck by lightning I hope he wasn't accidentally murdered I hope he didn't get lost or stolen I hope he didn't get hit by a car or a bus or an anvil

9. "Finding Judas" - "This baby won me second place in ______________." The clinic's weekly 'weirdest confession given to a doctor' competition The clinic's weekly 'weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice' competition The clinic's weekly 'weirdest thing removed in surgery' competition The clinic's weekly 'weirdest thing left behind in an exam room' competition

10. "Failure to Communicate" - "You know, Stacy in the original Greek means '____________'. Killer of men Relationship killer Intolerable shrew Vengeful woman