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| 1.
"Lets cure her with sunshine and puppies!" |
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| 2.
"I'm sitting in there hoping it's a sniper, because at least then the sociopath isn't my employee!" |
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| 3.
"He was wrong about the puppies." |
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| 4.
"And a happy go-to-hell!" |
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| 5.
"House, you've tanned." |
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| 6.
"You can throw a dart at all the adjectives between arrogant and unhinged and I'm sure you'd hit at one that describes me." |
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| 7.
"The guy's heart is not working so you want to shock his brain?" |
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| 8.
"I told you never to call me when I'm on trial!" |
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| 9.
"I'm wearing a crumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week, you have athletes foot up your nose, I'm ready to be judged." |
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| 10.
"Are we role-playing? Am I you? I don't want to be you!" |
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11.
Patient: "I have an STD?"
Dr. _____: "Yeah, actually the first one today, lucky day." |
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| 12.
"People are good, kind and gentle and help people in wheelchairs!" |
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| 13.
"You couldn't last one week in a wheelchair." |
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| 14.
"Ah, if it isn't Doctor 'I had no friends growing up so all I did was watch TV by myself, which is why I can now make pop culture references that nobody understands but me'." |
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15.
1) Dr. ______: "You stash your drugs in a Lupus textbook?"
2) Dr. ______: "It's never Lupus." |
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