Woody Allen Without Feathers

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. In "The Schmeed Memoirs" who is Schmeed? A pithy politician The magnificent magician The best barber in wartime Germany The world's greatest semi-conductor

2. According to Allen, 'eternal nothingness' is okay if what? You are dressed for it You are ready to meet your maker. You lived a good life It comes in a can.

3. How does Nat Ackerman delay death in "Death Knocks"? He hides in a broom closet He convinces Death that he is Josef Gooperman Beats Death at gin He tells Death that Nat is in Bulgaria

4. What word does Gossage make in mail Scrabble in the short story "The Gossage-Vardebedian Papers"? Kwijibo Zanjero Dazzler Agoutis

5. In the short story, "Conversations With Helmholtz" the main character Helmholtz was a contemporary of what famous person? Hitler Freud Hitchcock Pee Wee Herman

6. In "Viva Vargus" what song does Arturo favor the revolutionaries with? Cielito Lindo One Fine Day Una Paloma Blanca How Dry I Am

7. In "Lovborg's Women Considered" lovborg wrote a play called "Mellow Pears". In the play, who owns Henrick's earmuffs? His dog Susie Finland Netta A Corporation

8. In "The Irish Genius" Eamon Bixby was a political fanatic who preached what as the cure for the world's ills? Fresh mussels Death Ventriloquism A large picnic

9. In "My Speech to the Graduates" Woody Allen writes that mankind faces a crossroad. One road leads to 'Despair and Utter Hopelessness'. Where does the other road lead? Pittsburgh Despair and utter happiness Total extinction Gloom of night

10. According to Virgil Ives in "Confessions of a Burglar", what does Mr. Ives plan to do once he serves his four consecutive ninety - nine year sentences? Work with children Go into politics Become a TV repairman Go to Disneyland