'Christmas Vacation' Quotes

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "You might want to take a rain check on that. He's got a lip fungus that ain't been identified yet." Eddie Russ Clark Art

2. 'She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back. I don't know.' Catherine Audrey Ellen Eddie

3. 'Little full, lots of sap.' Eddie Edna Russ Clark

4. 'That there's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year.' Clark Eddie Art Catherine

5. 'What can I say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.' Eddie Lewis Audrey Ellen

6. 'And why is my carpet all wet, Todd?' Clark Margo Eddie Aunt Bethany

7. 'Ahhhh, well it wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any less hooter than they, hotter than they are.' Russ Catherine Clark Aunt Edna

8. 'You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.' Clark Aunt Bethany Uncle Lewis Aunt Edna

9. "The little lights aren't twinkling." Clark Art Russ Audrey

10. For Clark's Christmas bonus, he gets a membership to the ___________________ club. Answer: (It's a monthly membership(four words))