Aussie Lingo

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. If you're "flat out as a lizard drinking" you are what? Really thirsty Really skinny Really busy Really tired

2. If you had "a few roo's loose in the top paddock", what would you be? Morbidly incompetent Monetarily incompetent Mentally incompetent Not incompetent

3. What is "aerial ping-pong"? Table Tennis Beach Volley ball Australian Rules Football Squash

4. If you're "cactus", you're what? Terrific Itchy Dead Sickly

5. If you've got a "bad case of the trots" what is wrong with you? You've got to ride a horse You've got tinea You've got diarrhea You've got to run everywhere

6. If you're "out the back of Bourke", where are you? In New South Wales Very nearly back home In Victoria A long way from a populated area

7. If you're as useful as "hip pockets on a singlet" how useful are you? Not very Really Very Especially

8. You're "like a f*rt in a bottle", means what? You smell awful You can't stop talking You have no sense of smell You can't keep still

9. What's a "cackleberry"? A type of strawberry A type of olive Another name for a kiwi fruit Another name for an egg

10. If you "come a gutser", what's happened to you? You've thrown up You've eaten too much You've gotten fatter You've had an accident

11. What are, colloquially, "after darks"? Larks Sharks Parks Narks

12. What would you describe as a "dog's breakfast"? A lousy breakfast Dog food Tastless food A real mess

13. What happens if you "cark it"? You win a prize You die You crash your car You fix your car

14. If you "haven't got a brass razoo" what's your situation? You're sick You're poor You've got no idea You've got no heart

15. If "you're not within cooee", where are you? Not at home Not inside Not even close Not far away

16. "Rissole" is a colloquial term for an RSL Club. What do the letters RSL stand for? Retired Sailors League Rugby Services League Returned Soccer League Returned Services League

17. If things are "crook in Muswellbrook" what's the situation? Not bad Not good Not easy Non existent

18. In Australia, Queensland and New South Wales particularly, what are "Mexicans"? People from New Zealand People from south of the border People from another country People without a job

19. If you're as "rough as bags" what are you like? Rude or ugly Big and/or beautiful Ribald, but cute Cute and/or cuddly

20. What, in rhyming slang, are your "Warwicks"? Your next door neighbours Your legs Your arms Your kneecaps

21. If you're "as crook as Rookwood" what is your physical state? Very stiff Very old Very ill Very ugly

22. If someone asked you to "take a butchers at this", what would they want you to do? Take a look at something Slice something up Take to something with a butchers knife Cook something

23. If something has gone "walkabout" what has happened to it? It has been sold It has disappeared It has been hijacked It has been given away

24. "Don't come the raw prawn with me" means what? Don't try to give me seafood Don't come near me with those prawns Don't try to feed me raw prawns Don't try to deceive me

25. What are you doing if you use the "bush telegraph"? Communicating using sign language Communicating on the telephone Communicating by word of mouth Communicating over the radio