1. "I want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer first thing in the morning!" Rosie LaRose Mom McKenzie Dad Mckenzie Brewmeister Smith

2. "You want free beer, go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I put the two of you in a bottle." Beer store clerk Claude Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Henry Green

3. "It's really too bad you won't be around to see the whole world become addicted to Elsinore beer." Brewmeister Smith Ted Bob McKenzie Pamela Elsinore

4. "I can't believe he drank it all." Pamela Elsinore Ted Doug McKenzie Rosie LaRose

5. "What the stink are they doing in there?" Brewmeister Smith Ted Henry Green Bob McKenzie

6. "Would you like me to tilt your chair back?" Bob McKenzie Brewmeister Smith A lunatic at the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane. Claude Elsinore

7. "Chimp here does all the killing. We've got like 5 billion dollars in our hideout." Rosie LaRose Henry Green Doug McKenzie Brewmeister Smith

8. "I could crush your head, like a nut, but I won't, because I need you." Brewmeister Smith Ted Mom McKenzie Bob McKenzie

9. Okay, here is an easy one, eh: "Take off, eh!" Pamela Elsinore Dad McKenzie All of these Doug McKenzie

10. "Perhaps one of these will refresh your memory." Doug McKenzie Pamela Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Ted

11. "You murdered him first. He was already dead when I killed him." Bob McKenzie Henry Green Brewmeister Smith Claude Elsinore

12. "The power of the force stopped you, you hosers." A lunatic at the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane. Grandpa McKenzie Doug McKenzie Rosie LaRose

13. "For the benefit of the court, would you please explain time-code?" Bob and Doug's lawyer Brewmeister Smith Claude Elsinore's lawyer The judge

14. "Just because I don't know what it is doesn't mean I'm lying." Bob McKenzie Ted Brewmeister Smith Claude Elsinore

15. "If you stuck to your twelve point maintenance program we wouldn't have to jumpstart you like this." Ted Claude Elsinore Doug McKenzie Mom McKenzie