"Strange Brew" Funny Quotes, Eh

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "I want you hosers to get me a fresh case of beer first thing in the morning!" Dad Mckenzie Brewmeister Smith Mom McKenzie Rosie LaRose

2. "You want free beer, go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I put the two of you in a bottle." Brewmeister Smith Beer store clerk Claude Elsinore Henry Green

3. "It's really too bad you won't be around to see the whole world become addicted to Elsinore beer." Bob McKenzie Brewmeister Smith Ted Pamela Elsinore

4. "I can't believe he drank it all." Pamela Elsinore Ted Doug McKenzie Rosie LaRose

5. "What the stink are they doing in there?" Henry Green Brewmeister Smith Ted Bob McKenzie

6. "Would you like me to tilt your chair back?" Claude Elsinore A lunatic at the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane. Bob McKenzie Brewmeister Smith

7. "Chimp here does all the killing. We've got like 5 billion dollars in our hideout." Henry Green Doug McKenzie Brewmeister Smith Rosie LaRose

8. "I could crush your head, like a nut, but I won't, because I need you." Mom McKenzie Brewmeister Smith Ted Bob McKenzie

9. Okay, here is an easy one, eh: "Take off, eh!" Pamela Elsinore Dad McKenzie All of these Doug McKenzie

10. "Perhaps one of these will refresh your memory." Doug McKenzie Pamela Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Ted

11. "You murdered him first. He was already dead when I killed him." Claude Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Bob McKenzie Henry Green

12. "The power of the force stopped you, you hosers." Grandpa McKenzie A lunatic at the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane. Rosie LaRose Doug McKenzie

13. "For the benefit of the court, would you please explain time-code?" Bob and Doug's lawyer The judge Claude Elsinore's lawyer Brewmeister Smith

14. "Just because I don't know what it is doesn't mean I'm lying." Bob McKenzie Claude Elsinore Brewmeister Smith Ted

15. "If you stuck to your twelve point maintenance program we wouldn't have to jumpstart you like this." Ted Claude Elsinore Doug McKenzie Mom McKenzie