1. 'Ah, go on, Father, have a cup. Will you not have a little cup? Just a drop?' Sister Assumpta Mrs Doyle Mary Dougal

2. 'Will you dance, then? Come on. Tony, stick on the Riverdance album' Fr. Larry Duff Fr. Ted Crilly Fr. Noel Furlong Mrs. Doyle

3. 'A video! Wow! Are priests allowed to be rock stars, though?' Fr. Dougal Mrs. Doyle Fr. Ted Bishop Brennan

4. 'There's some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you're the hairy babymaker' Fr. Dougal Mrs. Doyle Pat Mustard Fr. Ted

5. 'Maybe I LIKE the misery' Mrs Doyle Fr. Jack Fr. Dougal Fr. Dick Byrne

6. 'I love egg. Sometimes I think I like egg so much that one day I'll turn into a big, giant egg' Fr. Cyril McDuff Mrs. Doyle Fr. Dougal Fr. Damo

7. 'There's a lot of ways you can praise God, isn't there? Like when you told me to praise him by just, you know, going out of the room' Bishop Brennan Fr. Ted Fr. Dougal Fr. Purcell

8. 'WOMENS KNICKERS' Fr. Jack Fr. Ted Fr. Dougal Fr. Cyril McDuff

9. 'And you can stay in there until you learn some feckin' manners!' Mary Fr. Jack Fr. Ted John

10. 'Aahhh!! My tanktop has turned into some sort of woman's bra!' Fr. Dougal Fr. Jack Fr. Ted Mrs. Doyle