1. Which of these is NOT a post-it note that Ned leaves around his beach house for the Simpsons? "Put food in me" "Do not touch me" "Fill me" "With water"

2. According to "Newsweek", what is Springfield? America's crotch America's scrod basket America's crud bucket America's armpit

3. What does Homer wear because he forgot his swim trunks? paper bag nothing briefs doormat

4. Which of these fictional characters appears in the library that Lisa passes by? Mad Hatter Yogi Bear Trix Bunny Jughead

5. When Lisa says the word 'crustacean' in front of her new friends, they ask if she learned that word from a teacher. To cover up, she says she heard it on what show? Baywatch Beverly Hills 90210 Melrose Place Party of Five

6. What is the name of the illegal firework that Homer buys from the convenience store? R-365 M-900 M-320 R-180

7. Which of these is NOT an item that Homer buys from the convenience store? Steaks Liquor Condoms Pornography

8. Where does Homer ultimately put the firework that he buys, causing a small explosion? oven fridge dishwasher microwave

9. Which of these is NOT one of the things Bart points out to Lisa's friends from the yearbook? 'senior bathroom timer' 'grammar rodeo: head buckaroo' 'miss perfect attendance' 'teacher's pet'

10. What do Lisa's friends glue onto the Simpsons' car? Answer: (One Word)