Kiwi Speak

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What am I if I'm "up the duff?" Lost Ugly Pregnant An alcoholic

2. If Auntie sends you out for a feed of kina, what are you getting? Sausages Fish and chips Seafood A bus

3. If I told you I was going to "take a gander" at something, what would I be doing? Looking at something Taking a photo of something Shooting at something Stealing something

4. What is something if its "up the booai?" No good Stolen Lost Up a hill

5. What would you get me if I asked for my "Swani?" A packet of cigarettes A priest A jersey/jumper A bird

6. Why would someone call you "cockle-ears?" They don't like you You didn't hear them You are a bad driver Your ears stick out

7. If I told you to "rattle your dags," what would I want you to do? Hurry up Annoy your neighbours Shake your body Wake up your children

8. If I said "I'm off to see that joker at the garage," what kind of person would I be going to see? Someone who tells jokes A man Someone who is very serious A lawyer

9. What would I mean if I said "She'll be Jake?" That a man is dressed as a woman That someone is a tomboy That a woman is dressed as a man That everything will be okay

10. If someone is a "hard-case" they are... Funny Argumentative Strange Stupid

11. "_______ as gold." Rare Fine Good Bright

12. What is a "barbie?" A rugby play A woman A doll A barbeque

13. In New Zealand the word "Piss" means something different than in most other places. What is "Piss?" Urine Milk Petrol Alcohol

14. If I said I had "three hundred-odd bottles," what would I have? Roughly three hundred bottles Three hundred mis-matched bottles Three hundred broken bottles Three hundred identical bottles

15. Imagine you have just landed at Wellington airport in New Zealand. You walk into the building and someone walks up to you and says "Kia ora." What do they mean? Go home Hello Wrong way That's my bag