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Kiwi Speak

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Fun Trivia : Quizzes : Varieties of English : Kiwi Speak

Introduction:
"How well do you know your Kiwi slang? Take this quiz to see, go on, give it a crack Nigel!"


1. What am I if I'm "up the duff?"
    Lost
    Ugly
    Pregnant
    An alcoholic


2. If Auntie sends you out for a feed of kina, what are you getting?
    Fish and chips
    Sausages
    A bus
    Seafood


3. If I told you I was going to "take a gander" at something, what would I be doing?
    Looking at something
    Taking a photo of something
    Shooting at something
    Stealing something


4. What is something if its "up the booai?"
    Lost
    No good
    Stolen
    Up a hill


5. What would you get me if I asked for my "Swani?"
    A packet of cigarettes
    A priest
    A jersey/jumper
    A bird


6. Why would someone call you "cockle-ears?"
    They don't like you
    Your ears stick out
    You are a bad driver
    You didn't hear them


7. If I told you to "rattle your dags," what would I want you to do?
    Hurry up
    Annoy your neighbours
    Shake your body
    Wake up your children


8. If I said "I'm off to see that joker at the garage," what kind of person would I be going to see?
    A lawyer
    Someone who tells jokes
    A man
    Someone who is very serious


9. What would I mean if I said "She'll be Jake?"
    That a man is dressed as a woman
    That someone is a tomboy
    That a woman is dressed as a man
    That everything will be okay


10. If someone is a "hard-case" they are...
    Funny
    Argumentative
    Strange
    Stupid


11. "_______ as gold."
    Fine
    Good
    Bright
    Rare


12. What is a "barbie?"
    A rugby play
    A woman
    A doll
    A barbeque


13. In New Zealand the word "Piss" means something different than in most other places. What is "Piss?"
    Urine
    Alcohol
    Petrol
    Milk


14. If I said I had "three hundred-odd bottles," what would I have?
    Three hundred broken bottles
    Three hundred identical bottles
    Three hundred mis-matched bottles
    Roughly three hundred bottles


15. Imagine you have just landed at Wellington airport in New Zealand. You walk into the building and someone walks up to you and says "Kia ora." What do they mean?
    Go home
    Hello
    Wrong way
    That's my bag


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