1. 'The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.' Stephen King Bill Murray Henry Kissinger Joan Collins

2. 'Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.' Benjamin Franklin Louisa May Alcott Ernest Hemmingway Robert Louis Stevenson

3. 'Normal is in the eye of the beholder.' John Cleese Charles Manson Whoopi Goldberg Goldie Hahn

4. 'The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the shadow than in the Church.' Hildegard von Bingen Ferdinand Magellan Galileo Galilei Charlemagne

5. 'I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.' Jane Austen Groucho Marx Winston Churchill Mark Twain

6. 'Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.' Plato Benjamin Franklin Seneca Charles II

7. 'They say that if you get bored enough with calamity you can learn to laugh.' Elizabeth Taylor Helen Keller Lawrence Durrell Christina Onassis

8. 'Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.' Lily Tomlin Lewis Carroll Sigmund Freud Dorothy Parker

9. 'What people think of me isn't any of my business.' Barbara Streisand Oprah Winfrey Mae West Andy Warhol

10. 'I can think of no greater sin than to oppress the innocent in the name of God.' Mohandas Gandhi Pope John Paul II Martin Luther King Jr. Mother Teresa

11. 'The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.' Aristotle Thomas Edison George Bernard Shaw Alexander Graham Bell

12. 'The rights of women are sacred. See that women are maintained in the rights attributed to them.' St. Augustine Mohandas Gandhi Muhammed Buddha

13. 'When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.' Adolf Hitler Winston Churchill Catherine the Great Cesare Borgia

14. 'The postponement of gratification is the hallmark of maturity.' Answer: (First and Last Name)

15. 'To punish me for my contempt for authority, God made me an authority myself.' Carl Jung Albert Einstein Stephen Hawking Henry Ford