1. At the opening of the show, why is Naomi so upset? Iola told her she looked like a "sleaze puppy" She was fired from Food Circus She got "Mr. Monthly Visitor" She ruined her favorite dress

2. What did Vint buy Naomi for Valentine's Day? a wrist corsage with two dead carnations and red licorice whips a puppy only to find out that she's allergic to dogs a new bowling ball with someone else's name engraved on it a dress that is WAY to big for her

3. How many Valentine's Days have Iola and Thelma spent in front of the television together? 4 6 5 17

4. Who was Bubba's date for the Valentine's dance? Vernette Boylin Cindy Lou Tuttweiller Stella Morgandorfer Bunny Vanderhaus

5. What did Bubba buy his date for Valentine's Day? nothing--he gave her flowers from Mama's garden plastic tulips and diet candy a diamond ring that turned out to be fake a year's supply of exotic chocolates

6. What did Naomi tell Vint that she wanted for Valentine's Day? a baby a rotating bed for their "love nest" the silk nightie she saw in the window at Neidermeyers a dozen long-stemmed roses and a big heart-shaped box of chocolates

7. Who did Iola say her date for the dance was? Philbert O'Keefe Rusty Linderhoff Dennis MacGuire Pert Lincoln

8. What was the occupation of Iola's date? her mother's chiropractor her mother's physical therapist her mother's podiatrist a pawn shop owner

9. What is the name of Mama's supposed date? Mel Stan Pert Leon

10. Where did Mama say she met her date? at a singles bar in Hinkley Roselle set them up the senior citizens' center the CLL Bachelor Auction

11. Where did Mama say that her date was taking her? the Bigger Jigger the church banquet Chez Ray Antonio's

12. What was the name of the dating service that Mama called to get her date? Swingin' Singles Rent-a-Gent Raytown Hunks Escort Escapade

13. What does Mama's date pull up in? a Harley a horse-drawn carriage a white limousine an old beat up pick-up

14. When Mama opened the door to meet her date, he was a 20-something beefcake. Her family wanted an explanation. Who did Thelma say he was? Orson, her date's grandson Burt, the chauffer Guido, a door to door salesman she didn't know

15. BONUS: Finish Mama's quote: "Hello. Do you have any fantasy men for the _____________ ____________?" Answer: (Two Words)