The Quiz That Shagged Me. Oh Behave!

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1. What is Austin's favorite movie? Man From U.N.C.L.E. Goldfinger In Like Flint The Spy Who Loved Me

2. What did Austin fail to realize that Vanessa had during an intimate encounter? superhuman strength she had red hair machine gun jubblies she walked backwards

3. Why was Austin relieved even though his new bride, Vanessa, was dead? He wasn't killed. He was a spy. He was rich. He was single again.

4. Besides being an international man of mystery, what is one of Austin's other professions? Car Salesman Photographer Astronaut Jeweler

5. On what T.V. show did Dr. Evil appear, allowing the Air Force to discover he had returned from space? Montel Jerry Springer Rosie Jenny Jones

6. Why does Dr. Evil dislike his son? He is failing school He is not going to college He is a jock He is not evil enough

7. What did Dr. Evil call his clone? Number Two Little Evil Mini-Me Evil II

8. What kind of car does Austin drive? Shaguar MGB Austin Healy Corvette

9. What does Felicity Shagwell do, by reputation? Shag very well Solve crimes Kill spies Dance

10. How much does Fat Bastard weigh? 300 lbs As much as a car 500 lbs A metric ton

11. What did Fat Bastard say was the other, white meat, and was for dinner? Mojo Ham Chicken Baby

12. How did Fat Bastard refer to his appearence? He's overweight He's too much He's ugly He's dead sexy

13. How did Austin get information from Mustafa, the assassin? Ask him the same question three times Stick a gun in his face Beat him up Has Felicity twist his arm

14. Austin noted that the English countryside looked nothing at all like what? Russia A desert Southern California Ireland

15. What is the name of Dr. Evil's cat? Zero Mini-Cat Mini-Me Mr. Bigglesworth

16. Scott suggested that Dr. Evil use the 'time machine' to go back in time and do what? Get rich playing the stock market Marry Scott's mother Prevent Scott's birth Kill Austin when he is on the crapper

17. What did Dr. Evil place on the moon, making it his 'Death Star', to use to destroy cities on earth? Very Big Gun Nuclear Missiles Giant 'laser' Rockets

18. What did Fat Bastard leave for Austin in the Paddington Station restroom? A floater A note A bomb A 'cup of coffee'

19. What did Austin lose? His mojo His spy watch His car His voice

20. What did Dr. Evil's clone put in Scott's bed? Nails Tacks Itching power Roadkill

21. How long does Dr. Evil say he's been a frickin evil doctor? 10 frickin years 4 frickin years 22 frickin years 30 frickin years

22. Dr. Evil's space ship looked like a giant what? Willie Johnson All of the above Woody

23. What was Austin's time machine? Volkswagon Beetle Corvette Giant 'laser' Cryogenic chamber

24. What did Ivana H. say they do to keep warm in Russia? Play chess Take photos Cozy up in bed Eat

25. Who did Austin catch Felicity in bed with, at the end of the movie? Dr. Evil Vanessa Basil Austin