1. Hello Dollink. Natasha here. So, you want to get moose out of quiz. Ok then, when dumb moose tries to pull rabbit out of hat, what does he always say first? I gotta get me another hat. Nothin' up my sleeve. Wrong hat. "ROWR"

2. That was too easy, Natasha. Boris here this time. Boris Badenov. We vill bring him to our homeland, to you know where. If you vant moose back, quiz-taker, vat is you know where? Heh, heh, heh. Pottsylvania Transylvania USSR Old Sylvania TV

3. Oh Boris, they all know the answer to that question. So, Dollink, if you want to save moose answer this: where were Gidney and Cloyd from? Answer: (Orbits the earth. Two words. First word is "the". Second starts with M and has 4 letters.)

4. Natasha! Vat is wrong with you? What answer did you expect them to give, sputnik? No more Meester Nice Villain. If you want to see moose alive you better be able to tell me this. Squirrel always finding message in bottle and moose is always saying "fan mail from some..." What kind of fish comes after "some"? flounder whale porpoise dolphin

5. Oh good Dahling! I'm sure that tripped them up. Did it occur to you that three of your choices weren't even fish. Is never going to be killing moose that way. Hokay smarty pants, vat is name of Pottsylvanian gangster we somtimes work with? Mr. Small Boris Karloff Nikita Kruschev Mr. Big

6. Hoo Boy, Natasha. Ve are running out of questions. All right Quizzling. Moose and Squirrel are always sailing with that nutty captain in the S.S. Guppy. Vat is his name? John Tall Jones Appledumpling Peachfuzz Nimwitz

7. Brilliant, Dahling. I think you might have got them that time. But just in case I will ask another question. Vat do giant moon mice eat? Moose and Squirrels Other moon mice TV scripts of rival networks Television antennas

8. Oh Natasha. Ve are murdering them now. I love winning for a change. This time we really will get rid of moose. So now I ask impossibly obscure and dastardly question. In which direction did upsidasium go? Down Up Right Left

9. What direction DID Upsadasium go darling? Wait! Don't say it. They could go back and change their answer to down. (I am just so vicked!). Now Boopsie, you're running out of chances. Vat whale character played an important part on the show? Mobey Grape Maybe Dick Flipper Free Wiley

10. Hokey, Dokey. Boris here. Last chance. Jay Ward and Bill Scott, who created Squirrel and dopey Moose also created the first TV cartoon show staring a little rabbit and a big tiger. What was the Tiger's name? Crusader Rags Munimula Reddy