1. Almost everyone’s here already, as usual the fellas are down one end and the girls are down the other. Grabbing a drink yourself you mingle. The fellas have all got beers in their hands, which of these beers is not likely to be found at the Aussie barbeque? XXXX Grolsch West End Victoria Bitter

2. You notice the hosts have dragged the television outside and it’s drawing a small crowd. Somebody asks, “How’s Warney going?” What’s on television? Perfect Match golf cricket football

3. Haha look at Jesse the dog, she’s having a great time chasing the tennis ball all over the yard. Ouch! She just ran into the Hill’s Hoist. What on earth is a Hill’s Hoist? pool fence rainwater tank clothes line roller door

4. Davo has just arrived. You bewdy, he’s brought some Yabbies! Some what? freshwater crayfish smoked eels oysters tiger prawns

5. “Come and get it!” You grab a paper plate and fill it with delicious barbeque food. Which of these foods are you least likely to find on your plate? bread and butter chops pizza potato salad

6. Somebody asks you to pass the dead horse. What do you hand over? tomato sauce - it's rhyming slang three bean salad - the name of a famous dead racehorse horsemeat - usually dried jerky style sausages - nickname for the sausage, who knows what's in them

7. Oh great here they are Musca Domestica, you have to constantly wave your hand over the food so they don’t land and spread filthy germs. Yuk if that’s not bad enough Lucilia Cuprina, has turned up, how disgusting. What is Lucilia Cuprina? European Wasp Inch Ant Cockroach Australian Blowfly

8. Some of the kids are playing backyard cricket. Phew not you, better just watch. Which is not a common backyard cricket rule? six runs and you're out caught one hand, one bounce; you're out bonus points for hitting the batsman hit and run

9. Oh dear some of the blokes have had one or two beers too many. Stevo’s dragged out the stereo and they’re having a sing along. Which of these songs are the drunken males at an Australian bbq most likely to sing along to? "Khe Sanh" by Cold Chisel "Goosebumps" by Christie Allen "Sugar Free" by WaWaNee "Anything" by Enrique Iglesias

10. Johnno wants to drive home, but your hostess convinces him to take a taxi instead. She says, “Just come back tomorrow and pick up the Torana. It’s fine out the front.” What car company made the Torana? Ford Toyota Datsun Holden