1. "Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio." Joey Monica Ross Chandler

2. "I love the second grade." Phoebe Joey Chandler Ross

3. "It's not like you just came in from branding cattle." Chandler Phoebe Rachel Monica

4. "No, I barely even got to three Mississippi." Joey Monica Ross Rachel

5. "Our kids are going to be fat aren't they?" Monica Chandler Ross Rachel

6. "My chair heals itself." Phoebe Chandler Joey Monica

7. "Maybe I do, I'm pretty feisty." Monica Phoebe Chandler Rachel

8. "'Armageddon' is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up." Joey Chandler Monica Ross

9. "You know, I'm still 29 in Guam." Joey Rachel Monica Ross

10. "Hold it, N.Y.P.D., Freeze punk." Chandler Ross Joey Phoebe