Quotes From "Monk" Episodes

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1. Randy: "Do I sound like a real cop?" Sharona: "You'll never sound like a real cop." Mr. Monk And The Sleeping Suspect Mr. Monk And The Panic Room Mr. Monk And The TV Star Mr. Monk Goes To Mexico

2. Sharona: "I never vote; it only encourages them." Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk Meets Dale The Whale Mr. Monk And The Captain's Wife

3. Monk: "Concentrate. Be the dotted line." Mr. Monk Goes Back To School Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk And The Missing Granny Mr. Monk And The Other Woman

4. Monk: "I don't want to live in a world where a person can't comb through another person's mail." Mr. Monk And The Sleeping Suspect Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Girl Who Cried Wolf Mr. Monk And The Game Show

5. Stottlemeyer: "Is your shrink coming back soon?" Mr. Monk Goes To The Theater Mr. Monk And The Very, Very Old Man Mr. Monk And The Earthquake Mr. Monk And The Sleeping Suspect

6. Monk: "Where do I think I'm going with these? I'll get these back when I leave." Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk And The Red-Headed Stranger Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan Mr. Monk Goes To Jail

7. Monk: "He was the thirsty victim." Sharona: "Adrian!" Monk: "...the perfect victim." Mr. Monk Gets Married Mr. Monk Goes To Mexico Mr. Monk And The Billionaire Mugger Mr. Monk Goes To The Circus

8. Monk: "I was born naturally, but I was raised Caeserian." Mr. Monk And The Psychic Mr. Monk And The Blackout Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk Goes To The Carnival

9. Stottlemeyer: "Go! Go! Fetch! Get the ball! Get the ball!" Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk Goes To The Ballgame Mr. Monk And The Marathon Man Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy

10. Monk: "How tall are you?" Stottlemeyer: "Six foot." Monk: "No, really." Stottlemeyer: "Five eleven." Mr. Monk And The Twelfth Man Mr. Monk And The Candidate Mr. Monk And The Airplane Mr. Monk Takes A Vacation