More "Monk" Quotes!

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1. Stottlemeyer: "Sweetheart, I'm gonna strangle Monk, then I'll call you right back." Mr. Monk And The Very, Very Old Man Mr. Monk Goes To The Circus Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan Mr. Monk And The Captain's Wife

2. Adrian: "Speedy dates...no...no, no...no...it's like Dante's seventh circle of hell." Mr. Monk Goes To The Theater Mr. Monk And The Other Woman Mr. Monk And The Godfather Mr. Monk And The Panic Room

3. Adrian: "I turned around and you weren't there. I like it when I turn around and you're there." Mr. Monk And The Earthquake Mr. Monk Takes A Vacation Mr. Monk Goes To The Circus Mr. Monk Gets Fired

4. Adrian: "I'm not a drug dealer." Mr. Monk Goes To Mexico Mr. Monk Goes To Jail Mr. Monk Meets The Red-Headed Stranger Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine

5. Derek: "You've never taken the SATs?" Adrian: "No, no, they gave me a different test." Mr. Monk And The Three Pies Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk Goes Back To School Mr. Monk And The Twelfth Man

6. Adrian: "I have no problem with change, I just don't like to be there when it happens." Mr. Monk Gets Married Mr. Monk And The Paperboy Mr. Monk And The Other Woman Mr. Monk And The Psychic

7. Stottlemeyer: "Shoot him." Disher: "I can't do that, Sir." Stottlemeyer: "Then shoot me." Mr. Monk And The Girl Who Cried Wolf Mr. Monk Meets The Playboy Mr. Monk And The Billionaire Mugger Mr. Monk And The Airplane

8. Adrian: "I just want two and two to be four again." Mr. Monk And The Employee Of The Month Mr. Monk Goes To The Asylum Mr. Monk Gets Fired Mr. Monk Goes To Jail

9. Adrian: "Sir, I have admired you since I was a very strong child." Sharona: "Young child." Adrian: "Young child." Mr. Monk And The Earthquake Mr. Monk And The Marathon Man Mr. Monk And The Godfather Mr. Monk And The Captain's Wife

10. Adrian: "You're missing a knife." Sal: "It's not missing; I know where it is." Mr. Monk Gets Married Mr. Monk And The Blackout Mr. Monk Meets Dale The Whale Mr. Monk And The Godfather