1. Who did Cosby want revenge against? Old Weird Harold Junior Barnes His brother Rudy Fat Albert

2. What did Cosby do to make his enemy think they were best friends? Let him drink out of his orange soda bottle without wiping it off. Paid his way into the horror picture. Let him eat a piece of his Hershey bar without breaking it off first. Let him steal his dessert at lunchtime and didn't even say anything.

3. What day did Cosby plan to have his revenge? April 1 January 1 July 12 December 25

4. What happened to the snowball in the freezer? His mother had thrown it away. It had frozen solid. It had melted. His brother made a snowcone out of it.

5. What parental phrase did Cosby swear he'd never use with his kids? Who said you could do that?! What did you say?! Are you listening to me?! Where did you get that from?!

6. Where did Cosby say that kids got their bad words from? A teacher seeking revenge. From listening to mom and dad. From their big brothers. A 400 year old midget.

7. Cosby loved being an only child. How long was he an only child before his brothers came along and ruined everything? Seven years Ten years Two years Five years

8. What did Cosby say he holds a record for? Making his mom faint. Eating chocolate ice cream. Staying home sick from school. Flushing things down the toilet.

9. Who caught Cosby smoking in the bathroom? Principle Vice Principal Shop Teacher Security Guard

10. What did Cosby's mother tell him protestants say that was really cool? Hallelujah! Jesus lives! Praise God! Amen!

11. Why did they call Harold "Old Weird Harold"? He was 6' 9" and weighed 50 pounds. One arm and one foot were shorter than the others. His left eye kept wandering around. He spoke in a language he made up and no one could understand him.

12. Who came out of the alley under the 9th Street Bridge and scared the pants off of Cosby and Weird Harold after they spent all day in the movie theater watching horror pictures? A policeman A wino Cosby's mom Frankenstein

13. What did they call the game Buck-Buck in New York? Johnny-on-the-pony Kill-the-kids The Horseman Backbreaker

14. Who was the baddest Buck-Buck breaker in the world? Fat Albert Rudy Weird Harold Cosby

15. When the airplane is going down, what is Cosby thinking to himself? Why me!? Where's the pilot!? Whose fault is this!? Where's the land, for crying out loud?!