Schoolyard Taunts, Rhymes and Songs 2

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1. When one's underwear become exposed, what two European locales are said to be visible? Paris and Germany London and France Berlin and Italy Rome and England

2. According to the rhyme, where does Popeye the Sailor Man live? In a garbage can In Kazakhstan In south Japan In an electric fan

3. When selecting someone for baseball, tag, or other sports, what animal do you catch by the toe? A lion A kitten A wolf A tiger

4. Another way to choose teams is '_________, ________ in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?' What goes in the blank? peppermints bubblegum chocolates biscuits (cookies)

5. If boys go to Mars to get more cigars, where do girls go? jail Jupiter Paris the moon

6. We're still picking teams for baseball. What were my mother and your mother doing when my mother beat up your mother? Washing dishes Hanging clothes Cooking dinner Spanking the baby

7. Hey, I found a quarter! If finders are keepers, what are losers? Weepers Creepers Peepers Reapers

8. Sheesh. Okay, we stick with these teams, no matter what. 'Engine, engine, Number 9, going down _____ line. See it sparkle, see it shine, engine, engine, number nine. If the train should jump the track, will I get my money back? Yes, no, maybe so?' What city? New York Chicago Frisco St. Louis

9. If you step on a crack, whose back is broken? Your mother's Your father's Your brother's Your sister's

10. All right, let's play ball! Hey, 'We need a pitcher, not a ____' what? Bobby Fischer Commie snitcher Belly itcher Richie Ritcher