The Canadian Rhinoceros Party

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1. In what year was the Rhinoceros Party founded? 1975 1953 1963 1958

2. Which province did the Rhinoceros party say it wanted to pave over in order to create the world's largest parking lot? Answer: (One Word, a Province)

3. What was the Party's main campaign promise? To take over the world To promise nothing "To party like a party should" To conquer America

4. How many members of parliament did the Rhinoceros Party get elected? 1 11 5 0

5. What language did the Party want to institute as Canada's third official language? Illiteracy "British" English "American" English They didn't want to add a language, but eliminate one so that "everyone could understand each other"

6. When the Rhinoceros Party wanted to impose an import quota on lousy winters, and get back to the four basic seasons, which of the following was not one of the seasons they mentioned? Salt Ketchup Pepper Vinegar

7. In what large city did the party propose to turn an existing road into the world's longest bowling alley? Answer: (A city)

8. Why did the party want to breed a mosquito that would hatch in January? So the birds wouldn't have to go south during winter to get food To try and remind people of summer during the cold winter To help boost Canada's insect repellent industry So the "little buggers would freeze to death"

9. The Party once suggested moving the Rocky Mountains one meter to the west as a job creation scheme. Yes No

10. In what year did the Party disband? 1993 2002 1989 1998