1. "Will the mystery guest please sign in." The Replacements Chain Reaction Speed The Watcher

2. "Punk. Quarterback punk." The Replacements Point Break Hardball Permanent Record

3. "Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory...lasts forever." Chain Reaction The Gift The Replacements Point Break

4. "There is no spoon?" Answer: (Two words, first word is "The")

5. "For dinner tonight, we have a choice of sardines or sardines." A Walk In The Clouds Chain Reaction Sweet November I Love You To Death

6. "I suggested...never." Sweet November Johnny Mnemonic Devil's Advocate The Watcher

7. "Wow, it's loaded!" The Watcher Speed Point Break Constantine

8. "Welcome to my life." The Matrix Parenthood The Last Time I Committed Suicide Constantine

9. "She is like the air to me." Sweet November Little Buddha The Night Before A Walk In The Clouds

10. "I'm blown away by your ability to show up." Tune In Tomorrow The Replacements Hardball Chain Reaction

11. "I want my shirts laundered." Johnny Mnemonic Point Break A Walk In The Clouds My Own Private Idaho

12. "If we're gonna waste the dude, we oughta get paid for it." The Gift The Watcher I Love You To Death Constantine

13. "All we are is dust in the wind, dude." Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure Freaked Feeling Minnesota

14. "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." The Devil's Advocate The Gift Constantine Dracula

15. "Did I win?" The Replacements Young Blood Hardball Parenthood