1. "If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down." Dr. Kelso J.D. Janitor Turk

2. "Aww, be nice to Rowdy. The guy we bought him from used to keep him in a box full of old hats." J.D. Carla Turk Elliot

3. "Yeah... I miss it so much it hurts sometimes." Turk Janitor J.D. Dr. Cox

4. "Pumpkin, that's modern medicine. Advances that keep people alive that should have died along time ago, back when they lost what made them people. Now your job is to stay sane enough so that when someone does come in that you actually can help, you're not so brain dead that you can't function-for the love of God, what?" Dr. Cox Elliot Dr. Kelso Molly

5. "40 million son! Do you know how many patients I ignored to get that high score? People died!" Dr. Bob Kelso Dr. Jan Itor Colonel Doctor Dr. Walter Mickhead

6. "Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?" Carla Elliot Laverne Jordan

7. "You better watch it Bambi. You don't want a hundred pound white girl mad at you. You'll flinch everytime you hear a Range Rover." Danni Laverne Carla Jordan

8. "Did you hear the lottery's up to $100,000,000? If I win, it's going to be separate beds for me and my mom!" Ted Keith Dudemeister The Todd Dr. Wen

9. "Oh Ms. Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head." J.D. The Janitor Turk The Todd

10. This question is about a song lyric that was sung by two members of the show. "Our guy love, that’s all it is. Guy love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. You ask me about this thing we share, and he tenderly replies. It's guy love between two guys." J.D. and Turk J.D. and Dr. Cox Turk and the Todd The Janitor and Ted