Celebrity Toupees

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1. This favourite celebrity played a space captain on a popular science fiction TV series. If he had been tempted to BEAM UP a little TRIBBLE onto his head, I'm sure it would've fit him to a T (for Tiberius). Instead, he made no BONES about it and eventually decided to "boldly go where many had gone before" and had hair restoration surgery. Who is this "trekking" celebrity? Avery Brooks Scott Bakula William Shatner Patrick Stewart

2. This favourite celebrity is a talented singer/balladier. However, if someone was to accidentally BOX,ER, his toupee off his head during a concert, it would likely hit the ground to the SOUNDS OF SILENCE. Who is this harmonious celebrity? Matt Monro Art Garfunkel Johnny Mathis Ed Ames

3. If this favourite celebrity's toupee was RED, SEE, he'd probably PART it down the MIDDLE. Plus, anyone wanting to MONKEY around and take it from him would likely have to beat him in a CHARIOT race and pry it from his COLD, DEAD HANDS. Who is this manly celebrity? Yul Brynner Stephen Boyd Kirk Douglas Charlton Heston

4. This favourite celebrity would likely say "My hairpiece is UNTOUCHABLE!" and not let any pranksters off SCOT-free. If you remember, he was given a license to kill...or was that just in the movies? Being a very private person, he's unlikely to BOND with anyone willingly. (You must be groaning in despair by now. LOL). Who is this celebrity, famous celebrity? Roger Moore Timothy Dalton Sean Connery George Lazenby

5. If this favourite celebrity's toupee was to "shrivel up and die", he'd likely be tempted to perform an autopsy on the "bit of rug". Or should that be mop-topsy? Toupee-topsy? If you recall, he played a very inquisitive CORONER on a popular 1970's TV series. Who is this celebrity? Jack Klugman Andy Griffith Tony Randall Telly Savalas

6. If we were to WELCOME BACK this favourite celebrity to reprise a breakout role he had many years before, we'd advise him to secure his "rug" well. Why? Because those manic MANERO moves of his might send the "piece" whipping across the dance floor beneath the flashing DISCO lights. (You're asking yourself: Omigawd! Did Benny just mention disco?). Who is this "crazy legs" celebrity? Al Pacino Michael Jackson Patrick Swayze John Travolta

7. If this favourite singing celebrity was to misplace his hairpiece, he'd begin his search in SAN FRANCISCO, California, where he once LEFT HIS HEART too. Who is this celebrity with the "misplaced body organ"? Tony Bennett Scott McKenzie Harry Connick Jr. Lionel Ritchie

8. This late, great celebrity was one of Hollywood's most famous dancers. It's unlikely his toupee could've fallen off during a dance routine, mainly due to the continued presence of a TOP HAT and a bit of "ginger". Who was this celebrity with "happy feet"? Bill Bojangles Gene Kelly Fred Astaire Donald O'Connor

9. Warning! If some BRAVE HEART was to steal the "carpet" from him, this celebrity would likely be MAD to the MAX, pull out a LETHAL WEAPON, and chase the perpetrator BEYOND THUNDERDOME! (*Whew*. Are those enough clues or what?) Who is this "adrenalin-by-the-bucketful" celebrity? Danny Glover Harrison Ford Clint Eastwood Mel Gibson

10. Last but not least, it is a fair certainty that if someone was to yank the toupee from his head, this LONE WOLF would WALK the entire RANGE of TEXAS to hand the culprit a "blow from a fist", followed by a "roundhouse kick to the face"! Who is this chop-socky celebrity (and Worldwide Wizards Funtrivia group's current "ambassador") who's affectionately rumoured to have "another fist beneath his beard"? Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Jean Claude Van Damme David Carradine