1. On "They're All Gonna Laugh At You", a recurring character is heard in various siuations resulting in hilarious dialogue. What pet does the buffoon say to the Dean of Admissions he owns? A snake (man). A cat (buddy). A dog (dude). A bird (homey).

2. According to Assistant Principal Dunbar, where and when is smoking permitted? Behind the school bus during phys. ed. Outside the administration building during lunch period. Cafeteria during lunch period. No where on school grounds.

3. This skit takes place at a party on Adam Sandler's CD, "They're All Gonna Laugh At You". Taking an unusually long amount of time while there, which room does an unfortunate character hurry into during this skit? Bathroom. Hall closet. Dining room. Kitchen.

4. Throughout the CD, "They're All Gonna Laugh At You", a speechless character has some rather unpleasant run-ins with otherwise normal people. Before having an altercation with the school janitor, we hear the janitor sing about this chemical he will use to remove spray paint. Mop water. Mr. Clean. More paint. Turpentine.

5. Adam voices a character who sounds like a fanatical sports fan. However, we hear otherwise as the character, the right fielder, whine as he plays ball. What is the right fielder's greatest fear? No beer left over for him. Getting beat up. The ball will be hit to him. Not talking enough.

6. What is the right fielder's second greatest fear? He might get hurt. He may have to throw the ball. He is next up to bat. He cannot kick well.

7. When looking at himself in the mirror, what was the buffoon's reaction? It blew his mind! He was disappointed! He couldn't believe it! He was very happy!

8. Who does Mr. Spindel tell Ted he was talking to earlier? I don't know. Toll Booth Willie. Betty. The buffoon.

9. According to the bus driver, who has a "nice, new backpack" before having an altercation with the speechless, yet angry character on "They're All Gonna Laugh At You"? Joseph. Bryan. Lisa. Kyle.

10. What does "Mom" constantly repeat throughout dinner? Eat your vegetables! NOOO, they're all gonna laugh at you! I'm paranoid! YEESSS, you're not very funny!