"South Park" - "Trapped in the Closet"

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What did Cartman claim anything fun would cost? an arm and a leg no more than $20 at least $8 nothing at all

2. What was NOT one of the questions Brian asked when giving Stan his free personality test? Do you like kittens and puppies? Would you rather give orders than take them? Do you ever make remarks which you later regret? Do you ever whistle just for the fun of it?

3. What was Stan doing when he found all the Scientologists on his front lawn? mowing the lawn playing baseball brushing his teeth taking out the trash

4. Who did Stan tell Tom Cruise was a better actor than him? Will Smith Scott Baio Ben Affleck Leonardo DiCaprio

5. According to Scientology doctrine as explained by the Scientology President, where did Xenu dump the frozen alien bodies? volcanoes of Hawaii ice caps in Greenland sand dunes in Tunisia waterfalls of Colombia

6. Did John Travolta talk Tom Cruise out of the closet? Yes No

7. How much money did the Scientology President tell Stan they would make from his book sales? $999 $3 million $500,000 $73

8. Did R. Kelly get Tom Cruise out of the closet? Yes No

9. What was Stan wearing when he emerged from his house to read some of his writings as L. Ron Hubbard? space suit his usual clothes swim trunks toga

10. What did the Scientologists threaten to do when Stan revealed the scam? burn his book crucify him convert to Mormonism sue him