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1. This T-shirt is a bright yellow one that I got printed myself. Given that it said on the back "There's No Intelligent Life Down Here", what did it say on the front? Elementary, my dear Watson Play it again, Sam Just the facts, ma'am Beam me up, Scotty

2. I bought this T-shirt in Kenya. It has an animal walking towards you on the front and the same animal walking away from you on the back. The animal's scientific name is Equus burchellii bohmi. What animal is on my T-Shirt? Eohippus Przewalski's Horse Zebra Peter Shaffer

3. This T-shirt was actually a present. On the back, it has the name of an artist's world tour, which took place in '84-'85. On the front, it has a gentleman, pictured from behind, wearing jeans and a white T-shirt, with a fancy black and silver belt and a red baseball cap hanging out of the right back pocket - he is standing in front of red and white stripes. Can you name the artist? Rod Stewart Mick Jagger John Denver Bruce Springsteen

4. I bought this T-shirt in Jamaica. It features an amusing picture and an appalling pun on a song. If I tell you the picture is of a shrimp (or a prawn, or maybe a crayfish) wearing a blazer that might be described as the colour of a sheet, can you guess which one of these is the correct pun? Nights in White Starfish Prawn to be Wild A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean A Whiter Shade of Snail

5. This T-shirt is one I made myself. I took a picture of the original animals from Winnie-the Pooh, owned by A A Milne and bought in Harrods over 70 years ago, in their current location. I then printed the picture onto a T-Shirt with "Free the Pooh Five!" Where were these stuffed animals kept for over 20 years? The British Museum Disneyworld, Florida Disneyland, California New York Public Library

6. This T-shirt was bought on holiday. I have translated the first line of the text into English, courtesy of Yahoo! Babel Fish and my rudimentary Italian. "I am the beautiful daughter of the sea, recorded in Homer's Odyssey, belonging always to the culture and traditions of the Mediterranean traditions, I brought to life the legends of the sirens". The T-shirt celebrates the world's rarest seal, believed to be one of the most endangered mammals. What is it? Mediterranean monk seal Dugong Manatee Walrus

7. I thought I'd grown out of buying T-shirts, but I couldn't resist my latest purchase. It shows Shaun the Sheep, with, in sparkling lettering "A Star is Shaun!" In which Nick Park animated film did Shaun the Sheep first appear? A Grand Day Out The Curse of the Were Rabbit The Wrong Trousers A Close Shave

8. This T-shirt commemorates a world first that took place at approximately 10 a.m. on the morning of Thursday 17 December, 1903. Where is the most likely place for me to have bought it? Villeneuve-Saint-Georges, Paris, France West Allis, Wisconsin, USA Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, USA Cape Cod, Massachusetts, USA

9. This T-shirt has not got any words or jokes. It's just a cheerful blue T-shirt with brightly coloured fishes on. I bought it in the Maldives. What ocean are the Maldives in? Pacific Indian Atlantic Antarctic

10. This T-Shirt has a strip cartoon on it. The first frame has a boy carrying his dog and saying "Sure, there I was having a good time at the dance and then you had to get sick..." In the third frame, the dog is lying on his back, thinking "I ate too much...I drank too much...and I danced too much..." In the last frame the dog is sitting up looking much happier and he's thinking "Let's do it again tomorrow night". Who was the cartoonist? Charles Schulz Bill Watterson Jim Davis E H Shephard