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My first patient of the day has woken up with a common problem. I suggest rubbing his knees with early morning saliva will alleviate what annoying complaint?
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My next patient is a gladiator who was bitten by his opponent. Human bites are not to be taken lightly so I immediately prescribe the proper cure. What secretion does the gladiator apply to his bite wound?
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A patient arrives in my surgery complaining of a headache. There are numerous cures you could use but I use the treatment I find most effective. It involves placing what part of an animal against the patient's head?
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A patient has come in with a troublesome problem. He finds dogs always bark at him and this makes his job as a burglar very difficult. I have the perfect remedy for him. Which part of an African animal's anatomy do I instruct him to wear between his foot and his shoe?
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I look out the window and see an old patient of mine limping up the road to see me. I know what he wants so I've started making up a fresh batch of cow dung and vinegar. What could possibly be wrong with this patient?
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I had a gladiator in my rooms yesterday. He came to see me about a skull fracture he suffered in the Colosseum. I used my tried and true method of fixing skull fractures and he'll heal faster than a charioteer on race day. What did I use for his fracture?
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By Jove! I can smell the next patient's halitosis from my office. He must have run out of the breath freshener I made for him on his last visit. I'd better prepare some more. What would I use to make his breath sweeter?
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Oh dear. I see my jar of scorpions is about to reach their "use by" date. Hmm. I'd better stoke up a fire, burn them to ashes and hope a patient comes in with which painful problem? |
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Here's an interesting potion I've concocted. It's made with mouse dung and fresh heads of flies. You rub the scalp with a fig leaf and then apply the dung and fly mix to the head for a certain condition. What condition is treated with this delightful mixture? Pssst.. Julius Caesar was a patient of mine with this condition but don't tell anybody!
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See that jar of dried camel's brains on the shelf? I might have treated a certain emperor who crossed the Rubicon with that. I instructed him to mix the dried camel's brain with some vinegar and drink it. This is a treatment for which neurological affliction that certain emperor might have suffered?
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