Gag Me With a Spoon!

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1. What is a Valley Girl's ironic expression of strong disbelief or disagreement? Are you beyond kidding? I'm so sure! We are not amused! Uh... no!

2. Back in 1982, "the" place to overhear some real Valspeak was the Sherman Oaks Galleria, which is located on the San Fernando Valley's main thoroughfare. What is the name of this street? San Fernando Road El Camino Real Street Valley Oaks Avenue Ventura Boulevard

3. Which Valley Girl adjective, which connotes positive attributes, is derived from surfer slang? Wavin' Glassy Beached Tubular

4. When a Valley girl does not like someone or something, she asks you to do what? Bag it Drag it Gag it Hag it

5. Which of the following communities, home to many members of Michael Jackson's family, is "totally rad" and considered by some to be the birthplace of Valspeak? Encino Burbank Malibu Anaheim

6. Which of the following is not a typical intensifier in Valspeak? Super Totally Richly So

7. Translate the following sentence into Standard English: "I was like, oh my God, that's so totally grody!" I was completely covered in dirt. I said, "Oh, how very unpleasant!" I was in a state of extreme discomfort. I couldn't believe what I saw.

8. What phrase would a Valley Girl add to the statement, "That's grody" to express the extremeness of the condition? like so forever times a kerbillion to the max beyond grody

9. "Like" is probably the most often-used word in any Valley Girl's vocabulary. Its use implies a lessened impact of the words that follow it. What do linguists call words that serve such a purpose? Diminuend Cover Modality Hedge

10. The title of this quiz: Which of the following expressions is synonymous with "Gag me with a spoon!"? Stick a fork in me! I'm freaking out! Barf me out! Like so totally!