'M*A*S*H' - 'To Market, To Market'

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1. At the beginning of the episode we see a typical operating room scene, with Hawkeye and Trapper operating on what sort of fellow? 2-Star General Private North Korean British Officer

2. During this operation, the doctors find that they are deficient of a very important item. What staple of the operating room do they run short on? O-Positive Blood Hydrocortisone Ether Adrenaline

3. While Hawkeye and Trapper struggle about how to solve their problem, Colonel Blake is admiring his new desk. From what type of wood was his desk made? Cherry Elm Oak Redwood

4. Unable to beat the black market, Hawkeye and Trapper decide to join it, heading down to Seoul in order to meet one of the head honchos. What is this gentleman's name? Cho Pak Charlie Lee Mayor Park Lucky Soo

5. Which actor plays this black marketeer boss, later disguised as a South Korean general? Pat Morita Mako Jack Soo James Hong

6. An error is made twice during this episode, when two individuals make references to which of the following? Marvel comic books Southeast Asia President Kennedy Japanese Soldiers

7. While the 'General' gets a look at his future desk, his 'aide', waiting outside, gets the 3rd degree from Frank. During this chat, the aide offers to sell Frank what item? A watch A gun Colonel's clusters Steak knives

8. Radar wakes Trapper and Hawkeye at 5 AM so that they may begin the process of removing Colonel Blake's desk from his office. Unfortunately, they are trapped in the office when Frank and Hot Lips hear noises and come to investigate. Luckily for them, Frank's passions get the better of him and he suggests that Hot Lips join him in the supply tent. Before they leave, we find out that Frank likes what best about Hot Lips? Her nostrils Her lobes Her brains Her oak leaves

9. How do the doctors finally remove Blake's desk from his office? Through the roof Through the window Through the back wall Through the doors, one piece at a time

10. Frank foils the plan to have the desk removed in the waiting truck, so the doctors have O'Brian, the chopper pilot, fly the desk away. In the final scene we see Trapper, Hawkeye, Blake and Frank all staring blankly as the desk disappears over the mountains. Who delivers this amusing line, 'It just keeps going up, up, up.'? Blake Hawkeye Trapper Frank