1. Give the proper responce to the insult from "Monkey Island 1": ' I will not take this sitting down!' ' Oh yea, well you SUCK' ' Oh, are your hemmoroids acting up again?' ' How can you, your obesity is breaking your chair' 'Wheres your utters, what cows can talk?'

2. Give the proper responce to the insult from "Monkey Island 1": 'You fight like a dairy farmer' 'How appropiate you fight, ur run like a third party canidate' 'How appropiate, you fight like Tonya Harding' 'How appropiate you fight like a cow' 'How appropiate you fight like a goat'

3. Which of the following is one of the many great islands in the "Monkey Island" series? Scabb Island Turpentine Island Moe Island New Jersey

4. What is the name of the evil dude that you must slay in the games, you know the ghost pirate? Lechuck Leflanders Lemay Lecharles

5. In the first "Monkey Island" game, you have stopped the evil pirate ghost. How do you go about killing him? Tickets on a TWA flight Force him to eat at T-Jays Trip to Afgahnastan Root Beer

6. In "Monkey Island 1," what fabulous meat substitute do the cannibals eat? humans school lunch meat Tofu meatless balls

7. In the second "Monkey Island" game how is the evil pirate ghost slain? milked like cow vodoo doll root beer krptonite

8. In "Monkey Island 1," what kind of treasure is uncovered as a prize for beating the sword master chick? a pencil with your name on it a date with Barbara Bush a T-shirt a date with the sword master chick

9. What is an ingredient that is used to get to "Monkey Island"? autographed picture of Steve Gutenberg black eyed peas cereal eye of newt

10. What colour of hair does the main character possess in the many "Monkey Island" games? Red Blonde Brown He's Bald