'Christmas Vacation' Quotes

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "You might want to take a rain check on that. He's got a lip fungus that ain't been identified yet." Art Clark Eddie Russ

2. 'She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back. I don't know.' Catherine Eddie Ellen Audrey

3. 'Little full, lots of sap.' Eddie Clark Russ Edna

4. 'That there's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year.' Eddie Art Clark Catherine

5. 'What can I say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.' Ellen Audrey Eddie Lewis

6. 'And why is my carpet all wet, Todd?' Margo Eddie Clark Aunt Bethany

7. 'Ahhhh, well it wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any less hooter than they, hotter than they are.' Catherine Russ Aunt Edna Clark

8. 'You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.' Aunt Bethany Clark Aunt Edna Uncle Lewis

9. "The little lights aren't twinkling." Art Russ Clark Audrey

10. For Clark's Christmas bonus, he gets a membership to the ___________________ club. Answer: (It's a monthly membership(four words))