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| 1.
"I don't smoke, you don't drink and Bob here wouldn't THINK about lusting after a woman, between the three of us we're practically Jesus." |
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2.
"You don't like me because I'm white."
"I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!" |
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3.
"Does he make you laugh?"
"He doesn't make me cry." |
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4.
"Any questions?"
"Can I call you Eddie?"
"Not if you expect me to answer." |
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| 5.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." |
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| 6.
"You do? Well you be sweet to her. My husband wasn't nice to me and look how I turned out." |
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| 7.
"It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the ones who are still alive." |
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8.
"How'd they get you to come back?"
"They gave me candy and called me the light." |
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| 9.
"Oh, we've met before. But something tells me you're going to remember me this time." |
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| 10.
"Alice, you can fit through there?" |
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