1. My friend tells me she's looking for a unit. In the United States, what's the word for what she's looking for? A stand for her television and stereo A piece of binary code An apartment A stupid person

2. I'm having a housewarming party. Somebody asks me if I have a stubby holder. What does he want? It's too rude to mention on this site A paper plate for the finger food An ashtray a cover to keep his beer cool

3. My friend has finished his stubby. Where would he be most likely to look for a replacement? In the coolibah In the icebox In the billabong In the esky

4. Another friend wants to know if I've got any Acca-dacca. What is she looking for? Some music by rock group AC/DC A book on witchcraft Some headache medication A traditional Aboriginal Australian dish

5. Many of my friends have called me a "cockroach". We're still friends. Why did they call me this? I have poor hygiene habits I was born in New South Wales I don't associate with very nice people I don't like bright light

6. If somebody told you to "take a squizz at that", what would you be invited to do? Guess about something Aim at something Look at something Urinate on something

7. I've been told I've got Buckley's. What does this mean? I've caught a virus common in Australia and New Zealand I've got a lot of money I've got good luck I've got no chance

8. If I were to say somebody was not the full quid, what would I mean? They have no money They weren't being completely honest They don't weigh enough to participate in certain sports They're not intellectually bright

9. When would somebody exclaim "Sprung!" to you? When they'd caught you doing something you shouldn't have When they'd finished fixing the shock absorbers on your car When they were helping you escape from incarceration None of these answers are correct

10. What would have happened if I'd been caught wagging? I'd been playing truant from school I'd been telling jokes at somebody elses expense I'd been telling lies I'd been talking nonstop