Aussie Lingo

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. If you're "flat out as a lizard drinking" you are what? Really skinny Really busy Really tired Really thirsty

2. If you had "a few roo's loose in the top paddock", what would you be? Monetarily incompetent Morbidly incompetent Not incompetent Mentally incompetent

3. What is "aerial ping-pong"? Australian Rules Football Squash Beach Volley ball Table Tennis

4. If you're "cactus", you're what? Itchy Terrific Sickly Dead

5. If you've got a "bad case of the trots" what is wrong with you? You've got diarrhoea You've got to run everywhere You've got tinea You've got to ride a horse

6. If you're "out the back of Bourke", where are you? A long way from a populated area In Victoria In Sydney Very nearly back home

7. If you're as useful as "hip pockets on a singlet" how useful are you? Especially Very Not very Really

8. You're "like a f*rt in a bottle", means what? You can't stop talking You smell awful You can't keep still You have no sense of smell

9. What's a "cackleberry"? A type of strawberry A type of olive Another name for a kiwi fruit Another name for an egg

10. If you "come a gutser", what's happened to you? You've had an accident You've gotten fatter You've thrown up You've eaten too much

11. What are, colloquially, "after darks"? Larks Sharks Parks Narks

12. What would you describe as a "dog's breakfast"? Dog food A lousy breakfast A real mess Tastless food

13. What happens if you "cark it"? You win a prize You fix your car You crash your car You die

14. If you "haven't got a brass razoo" what's your situation? You're poor You've got no idea You're sick You've got no heart

15. If "you're not within cooee", where are you? Not inside In the neighbor's yard Not far away Not even close

16. "Rissole" is a colloquial term for an RSL Club. What do the letters RSL stand for? Retired Sailors League Rugby Services League Returned Soccer League Returned Services League

17. If things are "crook in Muswellbrook" what's the situation? Not bad Not good Not easy Non existent

18. In Australia, Queensland and New South Wales particularly, what are "Mexicans"? People from New Zealand People without a job People from any overseas country People from south of the border

19. If you're as "rough as bags" what are you like? Rude or ugly Big and/or beautiful Ribald, but cute Cute and/or cuddly

20. What, in rhyming slang, are your "Warwicks"? Your arms Your kneecaps Your legs Your next door neighbours

21. If you're "as crook as Rookwood" what is your physical state? Very stiff Very old Very ill Very ugly

22. If someone asked you to "take a butchers at this", what would they want you to do? Take to something with a butchers knife Take a look at something Slice something up Cook something

23. If something has gone "walkabout" what has happened to it? It has been sold It has been given away It has been hijacked It has disappeared

24. "Don't come the raw prawn with me" means what? Don't try to give me seafood Don't try to deceive me Don't try to feed me raw prawns Don't come near me with those prawns

25. What are you doing if you use the "bush telegraph"? Communicating on the telephone Communicating by word of mouth Communicating over the radio Communicating using sign language