1. Who said: "I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise."? Jackie Gleason Strom Thurmond George Burns Chauncey Depew

2. Who said: "I don't understand anything about the ballet. All I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses."? Edgar Degas Irving Berlin Ed Sullivan Anton Chekov

3. Who said: "You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a really good school."? Noel Coward Evelyn Waugh H. H. Munro Robert Morley

4. Who said: "Education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought."? John Lennon George H. W. Bush Bertrand Russell Henry James

5. When William Blake said, "This man was hired to depress art," about whom was he speaking? George Romney James Basire Sir Joshua Reynolds Thomas Gainsborough

6. Who said: "Most of those who call themselves artists are, in reality, picture dealers, only they make the pictures themselves."? Jack Yeats Samuel Johnson Samuel Butler Winston Churchill

7. Who called the painting "The Slave Ship," by J. M. W. Turner: "A tortoise-shell cat having a fit in a platter of tomatoes."? John Ruskin Mark Twain J. A. M. Whistler Emile Zola

8. "Who said: "They [Gertrude Stein and Pablo Picasso] are, in my belief, turning out the most Godalmighty rubbish that is to be found."? F. Scott Fitzgerald Alexander Woollcott Ernest Hemingway Leo Stein

9. Who said: "In those parts of the world where learning and science have prevailed, miracles have ceased, but in those parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant, miracles are still in vogue."? St. Augustine Voltaire Ethan Allen Sigmund Freud

10. Who said: "[Americans] are three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You can take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together, and it wouldn't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt-kickers of all time."? John Wayne P. J. O'Rourke Rush Limbaugh Al Gore

11. Of whom was John Randolph speaking when he said, "A being so brilliant yet so corrupt, which, like rotten mackerel by moonlight, both shines and stinks."? Andrew Jackson Daniel Webster Martin Van Buren Henry Clay

12. Who said, "When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."? Aphra Ben Ben Jonson Jonathon Swift Benjamin Franklin

13. Who said, "A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate each other."? W. C. Fields Kingsley Amis Fred Allen H. L. Mencken

14. Who, during a tour of America in 1979, said to Chicago Mayor Jane Byrne, "The Irish -- they're all pigs!"? Pope John Paul II Princess Margaret Lech Walesa Margaret Thatcher

15. Who said: "America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization."? Aldous Huxley Pablo Picasso Georges Clemenceau G. K. Chesterton

16. Who said: "Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention."? Kathleen Windsor Jane Austen Cornelia Otis Skinner Edna St. Vincent Millay

17. Who said: "Any man who is under 30, and who is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brain."? Charlton Heston Winston Churchill Albert Einstein E.B. White

18. Who said: "No free man shall be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government."? Theodore Roosevelt Thomas Jefferson Jerry Rubin George Will

19. Who was Jesse Jackson talking about when he said: "I can maybe work with him, but I know who he is and what he is. There's nothing this man won't do. He's immune to shame."? Newt Gingrich Saddam Hussein Mayor Daly Bill Clinton

20. To whom was W. C. Fields referring when he called her "A plumber's idea of Cleopatra."? Mae West Marion Davies Claudette Colbert Sophie Tucker