'Complete Waste Of Time' Monty Python 1

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1. John Cleese was very concerned about his recently purchased parrot. What quote best describes what's actually wrong with the bird? 'He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace!' 'Well, he's, he's, ah - probably pining for the fjords.' 'He's shagged out after a prolonged squawk!' 'He's stunned!'

2. Which of these isn't true about the lumberjack? He goes shopping on monday He wears high heels He presses wild flowers He has buttered scones for tea

3. Which Python played the Minister of Silly Walks? John Cleese Eric Idle Michael Palin Terry Jones

4. "Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....SURPRISE." From which sketch did this quote arise? 'Crackpot Religions Ltd' sketch 'Julius Caesar ' sketch 'Spanish Inquisition' sketch 'Silly Vicar' sketch

5. In which movie would I find this quote: "By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society."? The Life Of Brian The Holy Grail The Meaning Of Life Live At The Hollywood Bowl

6. In the 'Fish License' sketch, Mr Praline, aka John Cleese, had quite a few pets. A fruit bat, a cat and a halibut. They were all called what? Abdul Chris Simon Eric

7. What's the missing word: "Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and ____, egg bacon and ____, egg bacon sausage and ____, ____ bacon sausage and ____, ____ egg ____ ____ bacon and ____, ____ sausage ____"? Answer: (four letters)

8. In 'The Life Of Brian', which character had a 'very good friend in Wome' and said, "Stwike him Centuwian, vewy woughly"? Julias Caesar Matthius Reg Pilate

9. Why did it take Mrs. Conclusion over four hours to bury her cat? It was a very fat cat It wouldn't keep still The cat was inside a dog She was using the cat to dig the hole

10. Where would you find this conversation: "An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition". "No it isn't." "Yes it is!"? 'Cheese Shop' sketch 'Pet Shop' sketch 'Doctors Clinic' sketch 'Argument Clinic' sketch

11. Which castle has a lot of virgin woman aged between 16 and 19? Castle Arnett Castle Boudiex Castle Pew Castle Anthrax

12. In the 'Cheese Shop' sketch, why wasn't there any Camembert Cheese? 'The van broke down' 'The cat ate it' 'It's not delivered till monday' 'No call for it around 'ere'

13. What's the Bee's name from this song? "Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity." Ethan Cyril Eric George

14. "Cheer up Brian, you know what they say. Some things in life are bad, they can really make you sad. Other things just make you swear and curse." Who's singing? Graham Chapman Eric Idle Terry Gilliam John Cleese

15. Whoops, I meant to finish on the last question! Ok one more. In which song would I find these lyrics? "In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable."? Knights Of The Round table Protest Song Military Fairy March Jeluseram