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The Little Quiz of Wrong Shui

"The Little Book of Wrong Shui", by Rohan Candappa, is the funniest book ever. It is a play on Feng Shui, the popular Asian art of arranging things in a room. However, Wrong Shui is the complete opposite: how to cause havoc.

A multiple-choice quiz by cutieco8. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
cutieco8

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
122,783

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
7 / 15

Plays
171

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 15

1. P'salm 13: If parts of your home are prone to darkness, a _____, carefully located, can solve the problem. Hint

lightbulb

light

flashlight

person

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Question 2 of 15

2. Which are Wrong Shui Astrology years? Hint

macaroon, grease, Greece

malibu, nimbus, pork

shrub, artichoke, cutlery tray insert

grout, yew tree, gazaebo

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Question 3 of 15

3. P'saml 105: If you get thirsty in the night, position a ____________ by your beside. Hint

fountain

sink

bathroom

glass of water

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Question 4 of 15

4. P'salm 57: Beams are exceedingly bad for Wrong Shui. Steer clear of anyone who beams at you, or comes from __________. Hint

Florida

Texas

New York

California

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Question 5 of 15

5. P'salm 24: Keep your pockets free of _________. Hint

margarine

cream cheese

butter

jello

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Question 6 of 15

6. Should spaghetti be stored noodle noodle by noodle?

Yes

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Question 7 of 15

7. A four-cornered triangle is a: Hint

rectangle

pyramid

square

diamond

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Question 8 of 15

8. What was Master Eu Plon Ka reading when the author last saw him? Hint

Bolla

Becca

Boola

Bella

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Question 9 of 15

9. What was the wrong object(s) that caused Master Eu Plon Ka to lose his entire fortune on a dubious consignment of beaks? Hint

a four-cornered hat

a belt (too tight)

shoes

stockings

10. What was master Eu Plon Ka shopping for when the author and he first met; What drink was Master Eu Plon Ka comtemplatively sipping; What color was the ironing board cover the author was buying? Hint

Nsync typewriter / Dr. Pepper / blue

Barbie typewriter / Dr. Pepper / red

Barbie typewriter / Pepsi / green

Barbie typewriter / Dr. Pepper / white (the new black)

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Question 11 of 15

11. P'salm 16: Keep your toilet lid down... Hint

...except when your using it.

...at all times.

...when no one is in the room.

...when someone is in the room.

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Question 12 of 15

12. Where should your lungs be in relation to your kidneys? Hint

within

below

above

next to

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Question 13 of 15

13. P'salm 25: Avoid keeping more than _____ objects on your desk that cannot fit in to your _____. Hint

four / ear

six / nose

five / mouth

three / mouth

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Question 14 of 15

14. Which phrase begins each "Lesson from the Master"? Hint

The weather was dreary...

It was raining...

It had been raining all day...

The forecast was rain...

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Question 15 of 15

15. If we only get out of life what we put into it, why not just keep it in the first place and save a lot of wasted _____________ Hint

money and time

time and effort

stuff

effort and time

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. P'salm 13: If parts of your home are prone to darkness, a _____, carefully located, can solve the problem.

Answer: light

Self-explanatory.

2. Which are Wrong Shui Astrology years?

Answer: shrub, artichoke, cutlery tray insert

The entire group of years are Shrubs, Cockroaches, Macaroons, Grouts, Artichokes, Windbreakers, Halibuts, Flanges, Mumps, Malibus, Nimbi, and Cutlery Tray Inserts.

3. P'saml 105: If you get thirsty in the night, position a ____________ by your beside.

Answer: glass of water

The problem will soon disapear.

4. P'salm 57: Beams are exceedingly bad for Wrong Shui. Steer clear of anyone who beams at you, or comes from __________.

Answer: California

Californians are invariably untrustworthy.

5. P'salm 24: Keep your pockets free of _________.

Answer: margarine

Butter is perfectly acceptable; however, margarine should be kept away.

6. Should spaghetti be stored noodle noodle by noodle?

Answer: Yes

They will plot against you if stored together. Spaghetti is also known as "stick pasta."

7. A four-cornered triangle is a:

Answer: pyramid

There are also circles to move in and squares to avoid.

8. What was Master Eu Plon Ka reading when the author last saw him?

Answer: Bella

He was also eating a kipper.

9. What was the wrong object(s) that caused Master Eu Plon Ka to lose his entire fortune on a dubious consignment of beaks?

Answer: shoes

"And it was then that he was granted the revelation that the course of his whole life had turned upon the unhappy accident of the wrong object, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. In this case, a wrong shoe." Rohan 1:5-6.

Answer: Barbie typewriter / Dr. Pepper / red

The Dr. Pepper was contained in a Tupperware beaker.

11. P'salm 16: Keep your toilet lid down...

Answer: ...at all times.

Be careful.

12. Where should your lungs be in relation to your kidneys?

Answer: above

This is important for your health and well-being and any other synonyms of the two.

13. P'salm 25: Avoid keeping more than _____ objects on your desk that cannot fit in to your _____.

Answer: three / mouth

We encourage you to test.

14. Which phrase begins each "Lesson from the Master"?

Answer: It had been raining all day...

It was a fine, misty, slightly sarcastic rain that held within it the promise of doubt.

15. If we only get out of life what we put into it, why not just keep it in the first place and save a lot of wasted _____________

Answer: time and effort

How true.

Source: Author cutieco8

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