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The Lennie Briscoe Quiz

Lennie Briscoe is everyone's favorite cynic. How well do you know him? This quiz contains questions about Lennie as well as some of his more comical witticisms.

A multiple-choice quiz by vicgrefer. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
vicgrefer

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
150,706

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
3522

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: PootyPootwell (6/10), Guest 92 (7/10), Guest 174 (5/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. In what season did Lennie Briscoe join the 27th precinct?

Answer: (One Word, Number)

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Question 2 of 10

2. Lt. Van Buren explodes when Lennie takes the stand to testify that a woman who they believe fell down stairs was actually pushed. She yells, "You were an inch away from perjury!" What does Lennie respond? Hint

"Come on, I was at least two inches away!"

"Perjury? Who said anything about perjury?"

"This guy killed her. He belongs in jail."

"More like a foot, foot and a half."

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Question 3 of 10

3. When Lennie is told that a particular murder was the work of the devil, what does he say? Hint

"No, this was done by someone who knows the neighborhood. Satan's not a local."

"Hey Mike, you ever been to Hell? I don't know how to get there."

"We'll need to transfer the case. Hell's not our jurisdiction."

"Do you think Satan'll come quietly or do you suggest backup?"

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Question 4 of 10

4. Lennie is a recovering addict. What was his drug of choice? Hint

food

alcohol

cigarettes

sex

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Question 5 of 10

5. "My second wife always wanted a walk-in closet. Now I finally got one. Trouble is, ___." Hint

She don't know about it.

She's gone.

I live in it.

I got nothing to put in it.

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Question 6 of 10

6. A CSU Technician says, "Can you imagine dying while reading 'Moby Dick'?" Lennie responds, Hint

"Hell would be reading 'Moby Dick' for all eternity."

"Yeah. It almost killed me once."

"Call her unlucky."

"Nope. Not my idea of a happy death."

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Question 7 of 10

7. A suspect says, "The man has--had--a lot of energy. I, on the other hand, have a wife." What does Lennie say? Hint

"Hang in there."

"Too bad."

"My condolences."

"Been there, pal."

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Question 8 of 10

8. Jerry Orbach guest-starred on "Law and Order" in season 2 as a defendent.

True

False

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Question 9 of 10

9. What does Lennie call "God's way of telling you to stay single"? Hint

in-laws

cost of a wedding nowadays

divorce lawyers

adultery

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Murder isn't just a ___, Mr. Scott. It's also a felony."

Answer: (One Word, Think Religion)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. In what season did Lennie Briscoe join the 27th precinct?

Answer: three

Jerry Orbach joined the cast in the middle of the third season. And Mike Logan was not pleased to get Lennie as a partner, might I add :)

Answer: "More like a foot, foot and a half."

This is from "Stalker" from season eight. If Lennie hadn't testified, a man they know is guilty of stalking and killing a woman would have been let off on a technicality.

3. When Lennie is told that a particular murder was the work of the devil, what does he say?

Answer: "No, this was done by someone who knows the neighborhood. Satan's not a local."

This is from the episode "Profile" in season 4. Lennie is very disillusioned about religion.

4. Lennie is a recovering addict. What was his drug of choice?

Answer: alcohol

Lennie is an alcoholic. It has cost him relationships with his daughters.

5. "My second wife always wanted a walk-in closet. Now I finally got one. Trouble is, ___."

Answer: I live in it.

This is from the episode "Switch" in season five. He talks about his ex-wives a lot, always distinguishing between the first ex and the second ex.

6. A CSU Technician says, "Can you imagine dying while reading 'Moby Dick'?" Lennie responds,

Answer: "Yeah. It almost killed me once."

This is from the episode "Paranoia" in season six. Apparently Lennie is not a Herman Melville fan.

7. A suspect says, "The man has--had--a lot of energy. I, on the other hand, have a wife." What does Lennie say?

Answer: "My condolences."

This is from the episode "Blue Bamboo." Lennie has two ex-wives (or as he says, he's been "single three times"). He is very cynical about marriage.

8. Jerry Orbach guest-starred on "Law and Order" in season 2 as a defendent.

Answer: False

He guest-starred as a defense attorney. It is quite interesting to see Jerry Orbach in the courtroom, as we are so used to him playing Lennie Briscoe.

9. What does Lennie call "God's way of telling you to stay single"?

Answer: divorce lawyers

This is from the episode "Divorce" in season 8. He does not hold lawyers, especially divorce lawyers, in high esteems. After two divorces, who can blame him?

10. "Murder isn't just a ___, Mr. Scott. It's also a felony."

Answer: sin

This is from "American Jihad," the premiere episode of season 13.

Source: Author vicgrefer

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