* 'Man goes in the cage, cage goes in the salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.'
* 'It's great to be young and insane.'
* 'Shut your hole, you filthy scum.'
* 'You must have thought today was white boy day.'
* 'Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?'
* 'You're no Messiah, you're a movie of the week...a T-shirt at best.'
* 'Strenuously object? That how it works? Your honor, I object. Overruled. Oh no, no, I STRENUOUSLY object. Well, if you strenously object I might have to move to reconsider!'
* 'You see that? It means not welcome.'
* 1. 'This one's my favorite.' 2. 'Are you deaf?'
* 'Hey Mister, can we have our ball back?'
* "Do we call you Nick, or Mr. Dick?"
* "Yeah, and baby fish-mouth is sweeping the nation!"
* Man: "I cain't read!" Woman: "Now stop saying that, you're gonna make me mad! I was a teacher and I taught some of the stupidest kids God put on this earth. Now, what letter sounds like rrrr?" Man: "Uh, arra?"
* "I tried cybersex once, I kept getting a busy signal."
* "I'm off like a dirty shirt!"
* "There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning without my expressed written permission."
* "I'll give you a thousand bucks if you'll do it!"
* Man: "It's okay, the wet look is in..."
* "The vessel with the pestle, has the potion with the lotion."
* "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die."