* 'This is a mystery, and I don't like mysteries. They give me a bellyache, and I've got a beauty right now.'
* 'I'll protect you, fair maiden!'
* 'I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.'
* 'You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. '
* 'Oh, I love a woman in uniform!'
* 'There's coffee in that nebula.'
* 'Oh, now be honest, Captain. Warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be. No peace in our time. 'Once more unto the breach, dear friends.'
* 'No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.'
* Said regarding doctors and bartenders: 'They both get the same two kinds of customers: the living and the dying.' It was said by:
* 'You broke your little ships.'
* 'Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.'
* 'Five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit.'
* 'This is no time to talk about time. We don't have the time! ...What was I saying?'
* 'Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!'
* (singing) 'Life forms! You tiny little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?'
* 'It doesn't arrive until Tuesday.'
* 'I want to stay... stay... stay...'
* 'You really have gone where no man's gone before.'
* The women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim.
* Come, come, Mr. (name omitted). Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!