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  "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"   top quiz  
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"Two Pints" is a great British comedy. I was surprised to see there were no "Two Pints" quizzes on this site, so I made one! Enjoy! Questions will be for series 1-5 only!
Average, 10 Qns, Lisa_289, Nov 06 09
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  'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!    
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I'm a great fan of this show, so I thought I'd make a quiz on it.
Tough, 10 Qns, Zoe_and_Kez, Nov 18 07
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  "Two Pints"   popular trivia quiz  
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This is a quiz on the BBC comedy "Two Pints of Lager and A Packet Of Crisps". The questions span from series 1 to 7.
Average, 10 Qns, NoseTwitcher14, Mar 14 08
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  'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters    
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This is my first quiz. I hope you enjoy it.
Average, 10 Qns, RichardMason, Feb 29 16
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trivia question Quick Question
In series 1, what was the name of the girls' pub?

From Quiz ""Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps""





Two Pints of Lager... Trivia Questions

1. What is the name of the women's pub?

From Quiz
"Two Pints"

Answer: Mayhew

After the first series, the Mayhew pub was dropped from the show with the Archer becoming the main drinking hole for both the male and female characters. The name of the two pubs is thought to be a reference to the shows script editor Paul Mayhew-Archer.

2. In the first season, what was the 'girls' pub called?

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: The Mayhew

According to TV.com, the pubs that both the guys (The Archer) and girls (The Mayhew) hang out were named after the shows script editor Paul Mayhew-Archer. After the first season The Mayhew is never mentioned again and everyone drinks in The Archer.

3. In series 1, what was the name of the girls' pub?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: The Mayhew

The girls used to hang around in The Mayhew, while The Archer was clearly referred to as "the boys' pub". From series 2 onwards, The Mayhew seemed to disappear and everyone just went to The Archer.

4. Who is obsessed with biscuits?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: Jonny

Jonny loves any biscuit and applies for a job in a biscuit factory.

5. Donna has two younger siblings, but what are their names?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Dion and Katie

Katie appeared in the series one episode 'Spunk' and was played by actress Victoria Connett while Dion was played by Robert Hartley and appeared in the series 6 episode 'Closing Time'. Neither character appeared during the funeral of their mother Flo nor was this absence ever mentioned on the show.

6. When Jonny kissed Louise, what did he say she tasted like?

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: Lard

Jonny was worried that he was falling in love with Louise. He went shopping with her and they sat in the park for a while, and while Louise was talking Jonny kissed her. He then spat and said she tasted predominantly of lard, with a little bit of medicine mixed in.

7. When Jonny kissed Louise, what did he say she tasted of?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: lard

Jonny thought he had fallen in love with Louise in series 1, episode 5 - "Lard". He went shopping with her and kissed her, only to be largely repulsed by the taste of lard she left in his mouth.

8. Who is well known for her high pitched shrieks?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: Louise

Louise's shrieks get on the nerves of the other characters.

9. What is Louise's middle name?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Susannah

Louise states her middle name in the series three episode 'Kangaroo'. This occurs during the scene where she is telling her new boyfriend David that she will be nice, pleasant and mature to the best of her abilities in all dealings with him as long as he is willing to give her another chance - he had broken up with her due to her playing games with him. Louise is a childish person who is naive, selfish and insecure. She is desperate to find her perfect man and fears becoming old. In the seventh series, Louise is pregnant with a child which may have been fathered by Donna's younger brother. After finding out that she was expecting a girl Louise was fearful that her daughter would be prettier than she was. Louise was adopted, which she discovers in the sixth series. She also speaks in a high pitched squeaky voice. The character of Louise has been played by Kathryn Drysdale for the entire run of the show. Kathryn originally auditioned for the role of Donna in the show. However, in the shows unaired and unfilmed pilot, it was performed in front of an audience of executive, the role was played by actress Lucy Punch.

10. What part of Donna killed Gaz?

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: Her legs

In the episode "When Janet Killed Jonny", the gang broke into the recently closed down Archer to drink the leftover stock and eat the leftover crisps and peanuts. They soon start to experience 'The Curse of the Archer', a curse that means the gang will be killed what they love the most. Kelly- Choked to death by crisp packets. Louise- Sawed her own head off. Donna- Sliced in half by a window frame while balancing on Gaz's shoulders. Gaz- Crushed by Donna's severed legs. Johnny- Head eaten by a giant Jammy Dodger.

11. How much money did Jonny win on a scratch card?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: 1,000

Janet thought Jonny was going to propose to her when he won the money in series 2, episode 2 - "Bungle". Instead, he hired a bouncy castle, along with Bungle!

12. Who works at the bucket factory?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: Donna

Donna goes to university in series 4.

13. What two subjects does Janet have GCSEs in?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Home Economics and P.E

Janet is the wife of Jonny and mother of Corinthian. She had a one night stand with Gaz prior to the birth of her son which means that she does not know who the father is, although it is presumed to be Jonny due to Gaz having a low sperm count. Janet worked in a bakery at the start of the series until she beat Donna to get the job of Manager at the pub. She then held this job until the pub was closed down by health and safert inspectors. Janet is played by Sheridan Smith, who has held the role since episode one of the series. In the unaired and unfilmed pilot, the role was performed by Clare Buckfield.

14. Who is Kelly talking to when she says this? "Baby-ticulitis? Kiddie-berculosis? Stupid-pregnant-knob-philia?"

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: Louise

Louise: "God, the morning I've had! Nausea, tender breasts, strange cravings... I think I may be coming down with something." Kelly: "Baby-ticulitis? kid-berculosis? Stupid-pregnant-knob-philia?" Louise then tells Jonny and Gaz that they might be the father of her baby, even thought neither of them have actually slept with her! The only thing she can remember is the way he manipulated her breasts, but it turned out to be Donna's little brother Deon.

15. Gaz once had a frog. What was its name?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: Shirley

Shirley the frog is now known as "the amazing exploding frog". This was revealed in the series 2 finale, "Mo Mo And Pigsy".

16. Who turns fat in series 5?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: Gaz

Upset over losing Donna, Gaz starts to put on a lot of weight.

17. What are the names of Gaz's three siblings?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Julie, Tasha and Munch

As of series seven Munch is the only one of Gaz's siblings to appear on the show although Julie and Tasha have been mentioned on numerous occasions. Munch, is played by Lee Oakes, made his first appearance in series 3 before leaving in series 5. He then returned to the show during the seventh series. Munch loves the drink Vimto and claims that he has 'munch magic'.

18. Who says this line? "Kelly, I'd like to apply for the position of pint drinker. Can I have a pint?"

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: Gaz

Donna: "Kelly, I'd like to apply for the position of bar manager. Can I have a form?" Janet: "Kelly, I'd like to apply for the position of bar manager. Can I have a form?" Gaz: "Kelly, I'd like to apply for the position of pint drinker. Can I have a pint?" Janet and Donna both apply for the Archer Bar Manager job and both try to ruin each other's chances of getting the job. Janet tries to draw out Donna's bad temper and Donna uses the fact that Janet has Corinthian against her.

19. Who did Louise call "my little hoggy pig" ?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: David

David Fish was an old friend from school that Louise dated in series 3. She revealed this nickname in series 3, episode 4 - "Bestiality".

20. Where did Janet work when Louise became her boss?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: Bakery

Louise becomes Janet's boss when she gets a job at the bakery.

21. What does Gaz have a phobia of?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Sheep

Because of his phobia before he goes to bed, Gaz sings the song 'Bringing in the Sheep'. Gaz is a mechanic at an auto shop which was originally owned by his father before he sold it to Donna. Gaz supports the football team Manchester City FC as well as being a fan of the television shows 'Monarch of The Glen' and 'Hollyoaks'. Gaz is played by Will Mellor. As well as playing the role since the first episode, Will was also in the pilot piece.

22. Who are the two speakers here? Speaker one: "I'll let go if you let go!" Speaker two: "I can't! I've got my hand stuck in your enormous hair!"

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: Donna and Janet

This is after Donna and Janet have got in an argument because Donna insulted Corinthian (Janet's son). They were asked to role play how they would deal with a difficult customer.

23. Whose ideal career would be an opera-funk musician?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: Jonny

We find this out in series 3, episode 7 - "Fokkin Mokky Bokka".

24. What is the name of Louise's Australian boyfriend?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: David

Louise is upset about David's old relationship with Donna.

25. What is the full name of Janet's son who is born in series 5?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Corinthian McVitie Keogh & Corinthian McVitie Louise Keogh

Baby Corinthian was born in the episode 'Who's The Daddy,' which is the tenth in series 5. His full name is normally given as Corinthian McVitie Keogh. However, Louise, when going through a stage where she believes herself to be god, christens the baby as Corinthian McVitie Louise Keogh. Since his on-screen birth, Corinthian has been played by seven infants. The first was Lewis Vilamor who played the role from the birth of the character until the end of the fifth series - a total of five episodes although one of these appearances was uncredited. In the sixth series the role was taken over by twins Jamie and Zoe Ryde-Weller. Jamie was only ever credited in one episode while Zoe was credited in three. There was also one uncredited appearance during that series. In the seventh series the role was shared by two sets of twins. Alfie and Harvie Walters played the role from the second episode of the seventh series until the fifth episode before the role was taken over by Thea and Sophia Perry who appeared in the role from the sixth episode until the final one of the series. Corinthian did appear briefly in the live episode at the start of series 7 but the role was uncredited, so it is unknown which set if twins played him.

26. In the episode 'Speedycruise', what is the EXACT amount Donna has in her bank account?

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: £100,265.83

She has this amount in her account after the sale of her dead mother's house. Gaz later persuades her to buy the garage where he works because his dad is selling it and he doesn't want to lose his job.

27. When Donna went to College to study English, she had to write an essay with an exact number of words on which book?

From Quiz "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps"

Answer: The Bell Jar

Janet told her that the examiners don't really read every single word, and that she should just stick random words everywhere. Donna hated the idea and finally got help from Jonny's new girlfriend, Kate. This was in series 4, episode 4 - "Cuggles".

28. What is the name of Gaz's half-brother?

From Quiz 'Two Pints of Lager' - Characters

Answer: Munch

Munch is disliked by Gaz when he first learns that they are related, but they soon sort out their differences.

29. What name does Louise chose for her daughter?

From Quiz "Two Pints"

Answer: Louise Louise Brooks

Louise Louise Brooks is born in the final episode of the seventh series 'Borry'. Her father is supposedly Donna's younger brother Dion. The baby was born in the Archer pub with Munch assisting. Louise told him that the baby would be named Louise Munch Brooks however, after Munch left she told the baby that her real name was to be Louise Louise. Unlike Corinthian, the role of newborn Louise Louise was not credited.

30. What song is playing at the end of the episode "Schluballybub"?

From Quiz 'Two Pints...' Trivia Mayhem!

Answer: A1- 'Everytime'

This song is playing as Janet leaves Jonny and is remembering all the good times they had together. This is one of the very few times a Westlife song has not been played over an end of series episode.

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