Know Your Homestucks Trivia Quiz

Answer: Zoosmell Pooplord

Since the comic was originally written based off of fan suggestions for the next page, John was named Zoosmell Pooplord, which he didn't take too kindly. Immediately afterwards, Hussie re-enters his real name, John. And thus, our hero is given a gallant entrance.

Answer: Eridan Ampora

Eridan Ampora's name on the chat client, Trollian, is caligulasAquarium. Caligula was a Roman emperor well known for being very bloodthirsty and, at one point, declared war on Poseidon. Thus, he had his men go and stab the ocean. His spoils were seashells. Once taken into context how genocidal and unstable Eridan can be, his trolltag really makes sense.

Answer: ectoBiologist

Terezi Pyrope said that he was a, "D1SGR4C3 TO TH3 F13LD OF 3CTOB1OLOGY", which inspired his new handle. You can't really blame the guy. He got spammed with laughter, and then she threatened to slit his throat.

Answer: Kismesissitude, Matespritship, Moiraillegiance, Auspisticism

Matespritship embodies the romantic, lovey-dovey, and sexual portion of a relationship. Kismesissitude is basically how an old married couple might act, with a lot more physical violence. It is also a sort of rivalry, designed to push both partners to be their best. Auspisticism is for those moments when two people are so unhealthy for each other, that a third party intervenes and says heck no. Moiraillegiance is designed to keep potentially dangerous people calm.

It's like friendship on steroids.

Answer: Walked into the green sun

Dave and Rose, brother and sister, each walked together into the green sun, not even knowing that they would be brought back to life. They thought that they would be dead for good, but they still did it. If that isn't poetic, I don't know what is.

Answer: "I am not a homosexual!"

John is pretty clearly not gay here. Karkat doesn't quite understand what homosexual means, and upon explanation, he states that he finds it ridiculously stupid that humans have labels for sexualities.

Answer: Rose, Vriska, Sollux

Eridan is a pretty desperate guy, which is understandable, seeing as his race gets killed if they don't reproduce. He is very unlucky in romance, and tried to flirt with Sollux momentarily before resuming his clear platonic hatred. He flirted with Vriska, which resulted in an actual relationship for a little while. He also flirted with Rose. She responded by blowing up his computer.

Answer: The Psiioniic

The Signless was punished for his heresy with a public torture, after which he died. The Dolorosa was sold into slavery, where she was raped by Mindfang and then killed by Dualscar. The Disciple was to be killed, but Darkleer showed mercy and she died of old age in a cave, spreading Signless's teachings of peace.

The Psiioniic, however, was treasure by the empress for his incredible psychic abilities and was kept alive for centuries upon centuries, turned into a battery for her battleship.

Answer: Cronus Ampora and Kankri Vantas

Cronus and Kankri are the raving assholes of the group. Cronus is a sleazy, wannabe human who pretends to have identity issues and self-esteem problems to get attention. He flirts with everything that moves and is hugely ableist to Mituna, who suffers brain damage. Kankri is extremely wordy, doesn't know when to shut up, and is so hypocritical it hurts to listen to him.

He's regarded as a pompous windbag who is extremely self-righteous. These two dorks are typically shunned, and thus are relatively good friends.

Answer: He whined about his love life while forgetting her birthday

Geez, Jake, way to be a great friend. He completely forgot about her birthday, so the only attendees to her party were Roxy and Fefetasprite, and then rang her up to whine about how Dirk was annoying him. She rightfully got angry, cussed him out, destroyed her messaging method, flew off the handle at Roxy, and then ran away. Shortly, she got harassed by Caliborn, too! Poor Janey, what a birthday.