Great "Moonstruck" Quotes, Part 1 Quiz

Answer: Funeral Director Alfonso Conti

After two woman comment on how nice a body looks at a viewing, the funeral director (played by Tony Azito) pats himself on the back with this comment to his bookkeeper, Loretta Castorini (played by Cher). Meanwhile, he butters a bagel. She replies "If you're such an artistic genius, why can't you keep track of your receipts? How am I going to do your income tax?" and then "If you're an artistic genius, how come you got butter on your tie?"

Answer: Rose Castorini (Olympia Dukakis)

Loretta has broken the news to her parents that she plans to wed Johnny Cammareri (Danny Aiello), and then she and Rose are discussing who will pay for the wedding, and if she loves him. Her father Cosmo (Vincent Gardenia) leaves the discussion and starts playing the record "It Must Be Him" by Vicki Carr.

He is obsessed with his own mortality ("I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death").

Answer: Ronny Cammareri (Nicolas Cage)

This "threat" to commit suicide is spoken by Ronny in the basement of the Cammareri Bake Shop, to shop girl Chrissy (played by Nada Despotovich). Loretta has gone there to invite Ronny to her wedding to Ronny's brother Johnny, but Ronny blames Johnny for an accident with a bread slicer that resulted in his hand being cut off and is bitter ("I have no life. My brother Johnny took my life from me").

Answer: Loretta Castorini (Cher)

After Ronny's outburst in the basement of the Cammareri Bake Shop, Loretta asks him to go somewhere to talk, and that somewhere turns out to be his apartment. After they talk, Ronny falls hard for Loretta and carries her to his bed. The next morning he says "I love you." Loretta realizes she could be in big trouble, slaps him twice, and tells him to "Snap out of it!"

Answer: Old woman at airport

Lorreta is at the airport to say goodbye to her fiancée Johnny (who is going to Palermo, Sicily to see his dying mother). While watching his plane taxi to takeoff, she starts talking to an old woman, who is also watching the plane. The old woman is bitter at her sister, who is on the plane, for stealing a boyfriend from her fifty years earlier. She has cursed the plane so "that the green Atlantic water should swallow her up!"

Answer: Cosmo Castorini (Vincent Gardenia)

This must be plumber Cosmo Castorini's standard selling pitch. He says it to a young couple inspecting an apartment in obvious need of renovation, and then later repeats it at dinner with his girlfriend Mona (played by Anita Gillette) as he relates to her his meeting with the young couple.

Answer: Rose Castorini (Olympia Dukakis)

The setting for this quote is the Castorini dining room. Around the table are Cosmo, Rose and Grandpa Castorini, Rose's brother Raymond Cappomaggi, and his wife Rita. Rose serves a plate of food to everyone and Grandpa promptly jumps up and gives the plate to his five dogs. Cosmo says his father needs another plate of food, and Rose prepares it.

As soon as it's served Grandpa jumps up, intending to also give this plate to his dogs. After this threat by Rose he sits back down!

Answer: Loretta Castorini

Loretta is in a Catholic church confessional booth. She tries to slip major sin number two in between the other two minor ones, but the priest says "Then it's (bouncing the check) not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?" Loretta winces.

Answer: Rose Castorini (Olympia Dukakis)

Lorreta's mother Rose confronts Loretta as she enters the kitchen after she has stayed out all night (she was sleeping with her finance's brother Ronny after going to the opera). Rose tells Loretta her fiancee Johnny has returned unexpectedly from Palermo, and Loretta is thrown into a panic!

Answer: Grandpa Castorini (Feodor Chaliapin Jr.)

This climatic scene is set in the Castorini kitchen. Around the kitchen table are all the main characters in the story. Loretta's fiancee Johnny says he has to break their engagement because his mother has recovered. His brother Ronny immediately proposes to Loretta, and borrows Johnny's pinkie ring for an engagement ring. Watching all this, Grandpa Castorini starts to cry.

His son Cosmo asks "What's the matter, Pop?" The old man says "I'm confused!"