Frizzle Fry Trivia Quiz

Answer: Christmas

"What if Christmas didn't come this year
and no one paid for Christmas cheer?
Who would cry the biggest tear,
the child or the store?"

Answer: Laurel and Hardy

This comedy duo is featured in the song "Spaghetti Western".

"Why do we do this C.G. and I?
Every night vegetables,
Minds numbed up by THC.
I've got my pen, C.G. the remote
Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at
four A.M. On a Friday"

Answer: heal

"Too many puppies,
Too many puppies are taught to heal.
Too many puppies are trained to kill."

Answer: Mexican

"C.G. the Mexican is a friend of mine
We used to sit around the house watching evil dead
Talking about the way it used to be...
We used to pull the stripers out of Sand Pablo bay
Now the delta waters go down So. Cal.
And the stripers start to fade away"

Answer: Humpty Dumpty

"Money money money
To buy you things
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
San Francisco bay the
Striped bass are dying
But you're gonna get
That brand new bike
Oh joy"

Answer: Perfection

This particular reference comes in the final lyrical paragraph in the song:

"They call me Mr. Knowitall
I am so eloquent.
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent."

Answer: three

"We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington Willoby
There's a joke or two, A pun or three
I feel that must be
Told then I go on to
Soeak of Sathington Willoby
Sathington Willoby
The legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like this and that"

Answer: soda pop

Each of the correct food items can be heard within the first lyrical paragraph of the song:

"When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang
I was hungerin' for some apple pie
Stumble in the bathroom,
Hung my hog a little bit
Washed the sleep out of my eye
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day
Scratched myself a bit
Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex
Closest thing I could find to apple pie
Lingerin' taste of toothpaste
Made the milk go down a bit funny
But you know, them chex they do satisfy
Oh yeah, this'll be a fine day"

Answer: Captain Crunch

"Hello all you boys and girls
I'd like to take you to the inside world
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear you're safe with me
Well, maybe
Golden hair of macrame'
Against the face that's cut from stone
The white porcelain is screaming Ayee
Thank God the the boy is not alone
I don't believe in Santa Claus
I don't believe in spite
I have no use for beauty dolls
Especially on this night
I don't believe in miracles
I don't believe in lies
I don't believe in hologram

For I am the Frizzle Fry

Andy's painting green again,
This time they might take him away
When Barrington starts to breathe again
It way just take us all away
I don't believe in charity
I don't believe in sin
And if you don't believe in me,
We'll play this tune over again
I don't believe in pinochle
And I don't beleive I'll try
I do believe in Captain Crunch

For I am the Frizzle Fry
Yes I am the Frizzle Fry."

Answer: "Ah, the good old reprise..."

"To Defy" is the final track on the cd and ends with:

"Ah, the good old reprise..."