"A-Story, Bee-Story" Trivia Quiz

Answer: spell

Jack walks into Will's apartment and says, "Hey, big news, Will! I've discovered a universe where your egg-headedness is celebrated and your feta cheese thighs are overlooked. It's the gay spelling bee." He then holds up a flyer and Will says, "A gay spelling bee? Can we do that? What happened to the policy of 'Don't ask, don't spell'?"

Answer: muscle relaxers

Jack puts a bagel in front of Karen and says, "Here's your bagel. I put it in the toaster oven so the cheese and muscle relaxants could get all nice and melty." Karen says, "Finally, a healthy breakfast that tastes good."

Answer: Louis Vuitton crocodile loafers

Will tells Leo, "You are in for a treat. And you thought the personalized makeovers at the Kiehl's counter were exciting?" Leo says, "I think you're maybe mistaking my allergic reaction for excitement. Well, at least we're sitting down. Who can shop for shoes for four hours?" Will says, "I know. Usually you need a whole day.

Hey, nice choice, with the Louis Vuitton crocodile loafers. I'm surprised they make them in your size." Leo says, "They don't. My five toes are now fused into one giant, throbbing stump."

Answer: taffeta

When Jack got on the stage, the judge says, "The word is 'taffeta'." Jack says, "Taffeta. Could you use it in a sentence, please?" The judge says, "I like taffeta." Jack says, "Thank you. Taffeta, T-A-F-F-E-T-A, taffeta?" The judge says, "Correct."

Answer: to a hockey game

Leo takes Will to a New York Rangers game. When Leo tells him he's got to take the job in Cambodia, Will says, "No, you don't. So just put it out of your mind. Just focus on the game and the fun we're having. Let's go, Strangers! Let's go, Strangers!" Leo says, "It's Rangers. And the clap you're doing is from 'West Side Story'. Thanks for trying."

Answer: "Not if it affects me negatively in any way."

Will didn't like the way Leo was going to break the news to Grace so he tells him that he should say, "Grace, if you knew that I was in a place where I was unhappy, you'd want me to leave that place, right? And go to someplace where I was happy." Leo says, "Oh, because if she says no, it's like she wants me to be miserable." Will says, "Exactly. That's the key in dealing with Grace. You've got to rhetorically box her in, then you can work her like a puppet." Leo says he'll open with, "Grace, you want me to be happy, don't ya?" Will says, "Trust me, then she'll say, 'More than anything, Leo'." However, when Leo does ask her, she says, "Not if it affects me negatively in any way."

Answer: his driver's license

When Leo gave Will the Tupperware bowl, Will says, "Well, you didn't have to bring it right back to me." Leo says, "Then how come you made me leave my driver's license?" Will replies, "Well, I just wanted to make sure you knew I wasn't giving it to you forever."

Answer: Yes

Jack criticizes Karen for trying to help him win by cheating and she says, "I'm sorry, honey. I just wanted you to win so badly." Jack says, "Well, that's no excuse. There are more important things in life than winning. But I wouldn't know what they are. Because I won!" Karen says, "Shut your pansy pie hole! You did not win!" Jack says, "I did!" Karen then asks what he won and he says, "105 bucks. I won Travel Scrabble. And this trophy, which I can only keep overnight because they need it tomorrow for the shemale egg toss contest." Karen then asks, "Honey, how did you do it? Did you spell maitre d'?" Jack says, "No! No one could.

Not even the judge. And he's a maitre d'! They went to a bonus round. But the other guy couldn't get 'erect'. I, however, could."

Answer: "It'll go by like a Drew Barrymore marriage."

Grace says, "I just wanna say that we are not gonna do this big emotional good-bye with the tears and the blah-blah, like gross people do." Will says, "What's the big deal anyway? Six months, it's nothing. It'll go by like a Drew Barrymore marriage."

Answer: $20

Will says he wonders what Grace is going to do while in Cambodia and she says, "Oh, help dig a well, work around the clinic, hit the outlet stores. I think there's a Ralph Lauren there, five miles from where they actually make the clothes." Will then says, "Oh, remind me, I'll give you 20 bucks. You can pick me up 300 or 400 Polo shirts."