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Connoisseur's "Bottom" Series 2 Quiz

Based on the second (and the best) series of "Bottom." If you know the scripts you'll be fine. Let me know what you think...

A multiple-choice quiz by cjppage. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
cjppage

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
144,856

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
832

Last 3 plays: Guest 31 (7/10), rich170283 (7/10), Guest 104 (8/10).

Question 1 of 10

1. "I'll tell you what! Why don't we think of another word that means ironmonger but only has six letters?" Hint

Blacksmith

Harold

Hardware

Fish

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Question 2 of 10

2. How much did Richie spend at Dr. O'Grady's Personal Organ Enhancement Clinic to have his personal organ enhanced so that it was comparable in size to that of a fully-grown mountain gorilla? Hint

�85.23

�85.00

�86.11

�88.00

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Question 3 of 10

3. What is the first thing you need when playing Chess? Hint

Twiglets

A Smoking Jacket

A Cocktail

Prawns

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Question 4 of 10

4. In "Holy", what is the first present Eddie gives Richie for Christmas? Hint

Toy binoculars with a picture of Sue Carpenter at the end

An empty miniature bottle of Malibu

The remote control from the television

A comb

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Question 5 of 10

5. What sort of women is Eddie looking for when he visits Lily Lineker's Love Bureau? Hint

Kim Basinger

Sue Barker

Sarah Ferguson

Anyone would do

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Question 6 of 10

6. Why didn't Richie recognise the caviar? Hint

Real aristocracy don't eat caviar

He had gone blind

They've changed the design a little bit

Eddie had mixed it into the mashed potato

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Question 7 of 10

7. How did Eddie get drunk on �1.75? Hint

He had given three pints of blood

Old Spice was 25p a bottle

He had drunk the contents of all the drip trays in the pub

It was his birthday and all his mates had bought him a drink

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Question 8 of 10

8. When Richie puts Eddie to bed in "Burglary" which two people does he say he is nicer than? Hint

Spudgun and Hedgehog

Jesus and Mahatma Gandhi

Mother Teresa and Princess Diana

The Queen and The Duke of Kidderminster

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Question 9 of 10

9. Is there a Stroud Hill in the Falklands?

Yes

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Question 10 of 10

10. What does Richie say to Eddie when he accuses him of not being strictly heterosexual? Hint

Liar!

Never!

How did you know?

Judas!

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Apr 23 2024 : Guest 31: 7/10
Apr 22 2024 : rich170283: 7/10
Mar 25 2024 : Guest 104: 8/10
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "I'll tell you what! Why don't we think of another word that means ironmonger but only has six letters?"

Answer: Harold

Eddie: "Yeah, well he's an ironmonger, isn't he? Harold the Ironmonger. Remember? We ate his dog!"

2. How much did Richie spend at Dr. O'Grady's Personal Organ Enhancement Clinic to have his personal organ enhanced so that it was comparable in size to that of a fully-grown mountain gorilla?

Answer: �85.00

"Yes, and when he said 'comparable in size' I didn't realise he meant 'an awful lot smaller than!'"

3. What is the first thing you need when playing Chess?

Answer: Twiglets

"Right, what do we need? Twiglets. You know, high society stuff, little dishes just scattered around the place."

4. In "Holy", what is the first present Eddie gives Richie for Christmas?

Answer: An empty miniature bottle of Malibu

"I thought you said you were going to get me something sun-kissed and exotic?" (The binoculars were the second present, and the remote and comb were give to Richie for his birthday.)

5. What sort of women is Eddie looking for when he visits Lily Lineker's Love Bureau?

Answer: Kim Basinger

Lily: "A woman like Kim Basinger." Eddie: "No, Kim Basinger. The real one."

6. Why didn't Richie recognise the caviar?

Answer: They've changed the design a little bit

"There was 500 quids worth - that's about half a kidney."

7. How did Eddie get drunk on �1.75?

Answer: Old Spice was 25p a bottle

"There's a sale on at the chemists... Old Spice - 25p a bottle!"

8. When Richie puts Eddie to bed in "Burglary" which two people does he say he is nicer than?

Answer: Jesus and Mahatma Gandhi

"Well, thank you Lord for making me such a nice person. Yes, there's not many of us are there, just me, Jesus and Mahatma Gandhi. And actually I'm a lot nicer than both of those two. Jesus had his problems, but he didn't have to put Eddie to bed every night!"

9. Is there a Stroud Hill in the Falklands?

Answer: No

Vet: "There isn't a Stroud Hill in the Falklands." Richie: "Ooooh, you were one of the ones that didn't find it? Oh, we had a good laugh about you!"

10. What does Richie say to Eddie when he accuses him of not being strictly heterosexual?

Answer: Judas!

Richie: "Judas! I've never done it with a bloke!" Eddie: "Yeah, but you've never done it with a bird either, have you?"

Source: Author cjppage

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